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Ppl on the internet r mean

I ate dairy and now I hate myself

I can’t even get mad when he shits on the carpet. I just look at his little ashamed face and I melt into a puddle 😭

Like look at Gucci’s face man stop it too fucking perfect

I just love my bosses dogs so fucking much I can’t handle it

BREAKING: Watch and Act Message just released for the ENTIRETY of #KangarooIsland not already under Emergency Warning threat. Just to repeat the ENTIRE ISLAND is now being told to leave if they are not prepared for a direct threat. #KIFIRES

@ohhh_sknapp So happy for you and your happiness 💕

There’s only so many movies you can watch, ya know?

Being admitted to hospital when your whole family lives overseas and your boyfriend is on holiday SUCKS because you get no visitors and it makes you sad. Like whyyyy me.

It is actually ridiculous that cooper is that tall at 14

Just had to pay £285 on a private doctor because NHS doctors are overworked and rush you out without fixing the problem.

My housemates dog just bit my nipple so fucking hard I’m surprised it’s still attached to me.

Moral of the story is to only get drunk in pubs #pubsnotclubs

Me: wow I haven’t felt anxious in ages, I’ve grown so emotionally strong *goes to a club* Me: can’t breathe, pls set me on fire, too many people looking at me sos

I’m not physically or emotionally prepared for this

@sharnaegoldy It’s gone?! Since when?!

Romance isn’t dead

I like drinking wine and talking shit, not swaying to shitty music in the dark.

Today a child named Joshua did a poo whilst sitting on my lap so that was fun

If I had £1 every time a child in my nursery class asked “why do you have that” and poked my nose ring I’d be a fucking millionaire.