Daphne

live, laugh, loko

THREE YAMS NO MORE NO LESS

What an app

mcdonalds lowkey sound good as fuck i dont care if its donkey meat

im the first person this year to eat 4 beef chalupa superemes, while jacking off, while playing re7, while watching avatar, while drinking a 4 loko, while hitting my vape, while writing this tweet 🥳

you look like princess jasmine would u kindly let aladdin

@luvmaxxed you fit the criteria bbg

@ongitsbleach I'll kill you myself if you keep posting shit like this man

if i got murdered by a bad bitch i think i would be okay with it

no rizz i jus axed this bih to lobotomize me

@luvmaxxed this genuinely better be fake

Major food hack: if you can’t resist loading your bowl of chili with sour cream, cheese, and crackers, try adding two cans of wet dog food for a heartier, more filling entree!

@luvmaxxed inv me to the euphoria server goat

Down four pounds from last week and all my lifts still went up

Got behind the wheel after an absolute wicked bender. Was rippin 7ohs & tusi for 3 sets until failure & hit a single mom of 10 Lowkey did her a favor

@jetinarround @crombula_ sorry but like how did the world END if death doesnt exists anymore??

@crombula_ @Killdeerrr There are a distressing amount of people that don't seem to realize the world ended.

She ended the world???? She got eaten by chainsaw man, death stopped existing, insects devoured the whole world???? the prophecy of nostradamus came true??? what more do you want lmao

@luvmaxxed follow her home

Asked a girl for her snapchat and she told me she doesn't have it

man what 😂😂😂😂

aint never playing no fucking game w a bumass controller

Actively making it look worse

@Scruptis @Skrillex_li thats the left side technically

@Skrillex_li I don’t know if it was a stylistic choice or not but the heart isn’t actually located on the right side of the chest, but is instead found in the center. Really cool art though, looks awesome!

WIP #チェンソーマン #chainsawman

when someone you dislike doesnt stop posting about the thing you hyperfixate on

there’s real life human beings who’s game rotation is overwatch, dead by daylight, and marvel rivals. please check on them

The right woman will make you start showering and brushing your teeth