Eng.Michael

Uyo cs was sports alidhani skating iko kwa ministry of transport

Never let your relatives move into your house to recover from illness.

@moneyacademyKE 😂🤣

We got many queries about the price increase. The rise is Ksh50 (Tsh1,000).

@Leroy_KE_ What l know from this statement is that instead of putting 20 bob you entered your mpesa pin as 3560. So doleful

The village is always an interesting place coz in the matatu, just before the trip to town 40km away, one of the passengers said he forgot his phone at home and the driver drove us all back to his homestead to get his phone.

Events of June 2024 nikama itakuja ku cost this regime in 2027. Gen Zs wamekataa kusahau.

@_lohreen How do you change your vote,niko magarini sitaki kurudi kisumu and l must vote. I will not stay inside while my genz baddies are changing this country for the better. I must be counted

We stepped out of the house as unregistered voters and now we head back home as registered voters😃

@Tsitati_George My story is diff it was on sato when we were supposed to have a cat,it happened that during that time,man u and Chelsea were playing (2014) .so I was having a friend inside the lecture to keep me posted when the lec arrived. The friend didn't remember. I retake the unit😭

During my studies at UoN, Prof Ackello taught philosophy & often gave us 30m breaks during our 3h classes. Many students didn’t come back after the break. One day, he surprised us with an exam that had only one Q: What is your name? My friend was at the posho mill in Kangemi.

Nahurumia huyu mjinga aki 😂😂😂 .Damn sure she couldn’t relate

@RoseDanielsM Okra ni mabenda,,iko nyingi sana uku coast. 1kg ni 120

Carrick anatupatia kazi ngumu hii mwaka, kushinda na jersey ya Man Utd from Monday to Sunday and repeat every week si mchezo... Ama nishonewe jersey kwa mwili?

Manchester United could have won the premier league if they sacked Ruben Amorim after that Grimsby match

That lady Cheluget in immigration is untouchable, no wonder she has served for a long time. Once you call her out she sends Dsyai to harass you. I thank God everyone is now calling her out

Naona mmeamua ni Matiang’i damu ya kina Rex Maasai na Denzel na kina Kogi kweli ilimwagika ndio mrudishe status quo? Enyewe ni mbaya.

@the_nimoh Can you share the admission number? l will on her kidogo

What do you mean Saturday and Sunday no food is cooked. You have to survive on canteen bread 😭 and hot chocolate 😂😂 and i was wondering why every two weeks I get a call to send money 😭

Headteacher na Deputy wake hawajaingia Leo and I'm the Teacher on Duty. All the Sovereign powers belong to me now. Colleagues wanapitia kwangu niwawekee stamp kwa documents,naisha 😂😭

Kama ni wewe uko na sistangu hadi sahii mpandishe hata spiral arudi nyumbani nitalipa. Nachemka akili na ni juzi tu kamemaliza kcse

If you have spent Ksh45 million to buy seedlings for avocados to take to Wajir or Mandera and they don’t exist, then which questions do you want the committee to ask you? - Senator Onyonka

@lianatarshy Email

Niwaulize wanaume hucheat kwa app gani ju I've gone through his WhatsApp,Instagram, Twitter and tiktok and he's not texting other girls, I don't understand🤷‍♀️