💖 Kristie 💖
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💖 Kristie 💖
@onikarpp
gods number 2 /trans/girl Big Stoner vibes (24) hrt 07/13 probably better at pokemon than u are /mcr slut / I also make breakcore kinda


@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck





@HelenWebberley * the supporters Fixed it for you






You learn about shiny Pokémon the moment you see Gyarados at Lake of Rage. Sit the fuck down, LARPer.












The year is 2002. Pokémon Silver has been out internationally for a year for everyone to enjoy. You boot it up on your GameBoy Colour. Today is the day you catch Lugia. But wait, something is different, why is he red? Must be a glitch in the game, Lugia is meant to be Blue. You dont want your game to corrupt and lose the data. You turn the GameBoy off without saving, so you can go back to Lugia and try again. Loe and behold, he's now blue. You're happy, you catch him with a Master Ball, you're not taking any chances, he's level 70, a beast in the late game. Years later, you learn of a thing called 'shinies' in the Pokéverse. You recall your interaction with a red Lugia and go to check what colour it is. It's red. Your heart sinks, you let it go, just because you thought it was 'a glitch'. Never to be caught on Pokémon Silver by yourself again.




@sherbbyr You can say whatever lie you want, We're still men and we're never going to be women.







