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Alana | Oniontime🌙

Alana | Oniontime🌙

@oniontimee

(ノ・◡・)ノoriginal hipster trashbag. Views are my own. Reality TV historian/freelance #artist/designer/media producer & editor - DM for rates/commissions

Massachusetts, USA Katılım Ekim 2009
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Alana | Oniontime🌙@oniontimee·
HELLO IT IS FINALLY NICE OUT ☀️
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I have a compulsion to over explain when I feel misunderstood, but unfortunately everything deeply affects me
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jorts 🇵🇸@ftmensch·
every time i read sylvia plath’s journals i’m reminded of anthony bourdain — these two famous examples of suicide are so far from classic “melancholics.” they’re actually both passionately obsessed with life and were ultimately defeated by a world possessed by the death drive
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@oniontimee i will keep doom posting for u mwah thwnk u
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Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽
You shouldn't be worried that your boyfriend is watching porn you should be worried that he's watching the worst comedians of all time interview tech billionaires
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Zweil@somethings_awry·
We can still be friends, yes, but when I'm 80 we're gonna need to be able to eat my hot dog focaccia together.
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Zweil@somethings_awry·
So I think subconsciously I think I've been asking myself three questions about long term relationship compatibility: 1) would this person do a sport, the gym, or outdoor physical activity with me 2) would this person enjoy a 3 hour board game 3) can they eat my baked goods
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angela (i wanna fuck my computer)
porn is important because every crusade against porn is secretly a crusade against every “perverse” thing which inevitably will encompass gays and trans ppl. btw. just in case u didn’t see the fascist writing on the wall
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NO HOSTS NO MASTERS 🏴&
NO HOSTS NO MASTERS 🏴&@the_corvidae·
pigeons were bred to work as mail carriers for humans, then discarded, abandoned, and left to fend for themselves in hostile environments when machines replaced them and they were deemed no longer necessary. I will not tolerate this historically inaccurate pigeon slander.
w@cetrixine

pigeons are very fascist landlord right wing vibes but crows are very working class social worker leftist vibes

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Asa@xAsamoahx·
I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.
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Zweil@somethings_awry·
How terrible and disruptive it is to your world to be seen by someone you might someday love, and who might someday love you back
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Alana | Oniontime🌙@oniontimee·
@somethings_awry okay now our friendship is making more sense to me bc usually I'd have entirely disappeared into "well I thought we were cool, but now I'm confused". and tbh you never do that, which is very cool. We operate on the same wavelength.
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@oniontimee God has blessed me on this day with two pictures of a beautiful angel
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moni 🧚‍♀️
moni 🧚‍♀️@adasnuer·
forever the best mothers and mother figures <3
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