WIZARD OF THE ONLINE

IT WORKED

THEY BROUGHT UP THE SCROLLS IN LITIGATION

the chosen hero has taken not just two, but three hits from the one-hitter!! there exists hope for us al l.

the chili recipes of fahn'dal'dew............ i thought them lost to time........

CRASH AND WORM

fuck you

why the fuck did he do this

ooooohhhhh my godd. i used an orb to check something ONE TIME and you'll never let me live it down

YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION PLEASE

loosen your jeans shit mouth, it is but a post!

get with the program you stupid pieces of shit

MY DEAR BEREAVED FAMILY: EAT SALSA OUT OF MY OPEN CORPSE LIKE A BREAD BOWL

they're saying that i have abilities. they're all saying this.

my ass on 8 discs

I RUIN 42% OF ALL NATURE DOCUMENTARIES

if you neanderthals knew what unearthly power compels me you would regret pushing me around and calling me a cauldronhead every time you see me at the bust op

there's been a..............................................................................................................pool noodle massacre......

switch my on baby

creature pill

your reasons for things are based in skepticism while my reasons for things are based in mysticism. now get over here and kiss me on my old mouth