@Goodluck4845331 @johnnycortes Nah respect toney, he's always been THAT dude
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@johnnycortes The MLS isn't one cheap league where an ass like João Felix can go and dominate or like the never on top Ivan Toney who is now topping their goal scoring chart
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Heung-min Son has ZERO goals in 11 games this season in the MLS.
If this was Messi, the haters would be feasting non-stop on this app 😭.
The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX
🇺🇸🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The MLS have revealed their top 10 highest salaries in 2026: Lionel Messi - $28.3m Heung-min Son - $11.2m Rodrigo De Paul - $9.7m Hirving Lozano - $9.3m Miguel Almirón - $7.9m Emil Forsberg - $6m Sam Surridge - $5.9m Riqui Puig - $5.8m Jonathan Bamba - $5.6m Hany Mukthar - $5.4m
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@bayrakmedya Benim kardeşimin de parmağı kopmuştu göbek deliğinden parmak kökünden sokup bu şekilde diktiler. 2 ayın sonunda parmağı vardı. 🥹
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Rusya’da bir inşaatta üzerine beton plak düşmesi sonucu eli ağır hasar alan işçiyi kurtarmak için travmatoloji ekibi, "eski ama etkili" bir yöntem kullanarak eli hastanın karın duvarına dikti.
Ağır ezilme ve deri kaybı nedeniyle doku ölümü riskiyle karşı karşıya kalan eli kurtarmak için karın içine gömen doktorlar, hastanın bu haldeyken parmaklarını hareket ettirebildiğini ve birkaç hafta sürecek bu operasyonun ardından elin yeniden eski formuna kavuşacağını belirtti.
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@ldsworld_nelson @Idoreny76619617 @bossolamilekan1 🤡🤡 then I guess it was Ronaldo's fault al nassr couldn't win yesterday vs al hilal. He didn't even score or assist, was useless on the pitch. At least messi scored and assisted in that game although they still lost.
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@Idoreny76619617 @bossolamilekan1 If he can't play as a goalkeeper, why can't he always score so his team doesn't lose any match
But whenever something like this happens, we run to social media to praise rubbish as if there is no flop at all in his life
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3 goals plus 1 assist for my Goat, imagine him playing with mane,Jao felix and Co,you're good when you're good. The best player to ever play the beautiful game of football.
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@themansudais @MarioZette86578 @XnzyDrewS @TouchlineX 😂😂 nice copium, should help console you when al nassr gets walloped tonight
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@only1_deadpool @MarioZette86578 @XnzyDrewS @TouchlineX Yes Ronaldo has always clearly being the better playmaker
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🚨🗣️ Romario: "There are only FOUR players that played better football better than me... Pelé, Maradona, Messi, and Garrincha."
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@themansudais @MarioZette86578 @XnzyDrewS @TouchlineX "Ronaldo" "playmaking" wtf is this shit hahaha
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@MarioZette86578 @XnzyDrewS @TouchlineX Horrible buh. Played in and destroyed every playmaking position available in football try again dude
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@Blackkstefan @Gr8white13 @ESPNUK Hahaha what a useless bum, ran away like his worthless father did😭😭
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@Blackkstefan @Gr8white13 @ESPNUK Clown ass take 🤡. Messi constantly destroys the best clubs in the prem but I'm supposed to believe Newcastle, Brighton, bornemouth and co would give messi headache 😂😂
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@sleeklunatic @Blackkstefan @Gr8white13 @ESPNUK Yeah more games for messi to statpad, a real headache 😂
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@only1_deadpool @Blackkstefan @Gr8white13 @ESPNUK No you're supposed to believe the fixture congestion in the English league would give his muscles a headache. England are the only league in the top of Europe that are docile enough to not have a winter break and instead have a second large scale cup tournament
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@dark_artur20844 @Gr8white13 @ESPNUK Bla bla "Messi played with better teammates" that's what you mfs always say. Ok scratch assists, compare their "chances created" a stat which is less dependent on teammates scoring. Messi totally obliterates bruno
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@Gr8white13 @ESPNUK Ok.
But let's also look at the players Messi played with and under what coaches he played.
I have a feeling you will get cocked hard
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@bistobastian31 @AnabellaMarvy This retard made a dumb statement then ended it with "bitch stick to cooking for your elders" you're not tough goofy 🤡🫵🫵
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@AnabellaMarvy Imagine 4 players marking one player that means 4 players are free 😂😂 bitch stick to cooking for your elders
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For the first time in his career, Olise was marked by 2 players against PSG and he dropped a generational stinker.
Lamine Yamal is usually marked by at least 3 players, sometimes even 4. Comparing them is an insult to Yamal
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🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde suffered a traumatic brain injury and will MISS El Clásico.
“The tests carried out today on our player Fede Valverde by the Real Madrid Medical Services, he has been diagnosed with a traumatic brain injury”.
“Valverde is at home in good condition and will need to rest for 10 to 14 days, as per medical protocols for this diagnosis”, Real Madrid confirm.
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@Blessedchala @Sunskid07 @mztaprince_ @KingAndreasss Messi's pass to Molina greater than anything Ronaldo ever done in wc
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@Sunskid07 @mztaprince_ @KingAndreasss Ronaldo 3-3 hatrick was more clutch than Messi in any World Cup match
Had more Moments in UCL than anybody ever
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I think this is the most unbiased take on Ronaldo Vs Messi comparison.
Which one do you think he got wrong?
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@ATL_Madridfan Fabrizio Romano, once again proved he's just cancerous to foorball. you’re supposed to be a professional journalist, not a fan account. The way you were mocking Atlético Madrid felt more like a hardcore Barça fan than neutral reporting. L
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Keep exposing yourself Fabrizio, we know Barcelona is broke because they been paying u for this shit PR
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🔙 Raphinha had told Atletico Madrid fans after Barça got eliminated at the Metropolitano: “You’ll go home next round”. @DAZNFutbol 🎥
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@ChemRonaldo @WCwinnerLeo @TheBallZoneX Nice cope penaldog, messi has already won the MLS while fradnaldo bottled camel league 3 times in a row and about to bottle the fourth hahaha
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@WCwinnerLeo @TheBallZoneX Pessidog bottling a 3-0 lead ,never my goat and before you talk about the defeat two yesterday, that was not a 3-0 bottling 😂😂
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@CaptLevi99 @CRISGOATIANO @jayjayr01 Stupid fucktard who uses IFFHS for league rankings? 😂 Dumbass opta is always used for league rankings moron
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This dude insulted Xavi for playing in Asia
Now he’s dancing like he won the WC
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As a Ronaldo fan, seeing what he has gone through since 2022 and seeing him this happy warms my heart south. What a sight 🤍😭
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When I say he is the most technically gifted player in the history of the game, people who think dribbling via body feints is the only technical skill in football will come arguing,
smith(fan)🦁@RMAsmithayo7
bro how did cristiano ronaldo managed to head the ball that well and score from a tight angle while going backwards 😭
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@OneHendza @johnnycortes @bichosys it's not messi's fault penaldo is a one dimensional player. He's literally useless on the pitch without goals. Check his rating when he doesn't score 😂🫵
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