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@PlasticFoodYum Sure. Why not?

@onlySometimesly if i asked you reeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaally nicely would you make a seal into a human HYPOTHETICALLY

Let there be light, Sagittarius.

@talismnGodpride No need to. Someone else gave the final push, not me.

@onlySometimesly haha its okay i feel like i should say thank you or something

i think i fucking flash banged myself with my phone i cant see in one eye its like when you wake up and immediately open your phone

Good morning, Sagittarius.

@PlasticFoodYum Put your token in the machine. Who knows what will happen?

@onlySometimesly There's this kid, you probably know him, his name is dave strider, and he got brutally attacked one day, and i kinda miss him. Would it be okay if he was brought back?

Okay!! Ive got an idea now :]

@PlasticFoodYum do you know what you want to ask for? the machine will always be here. there’s plenty of time.

@onlySometimesly ...can i use a token?

It’s working.

@luna_mp3 I’ll see what I can do.

@onlySometimesly okay okay i wish for happiness! a good ending but not an ending yet, the start of something new!!

What did you wish for?

@luna_mp3 @mangoconruedas I assumed you’d wish for him to get his happy ending.

@mangoconruedas and it also gave me like an ominous wish but i haven't wished for anything yet

tried throwing this burger token out the window and it just came flying back to hit me in the head

=> your name is luna and you are so excited for your gumball!

@luna_mp3 @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 Try the token. Who knows what will happen.

@onlySometimesly @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 okay well you don't freaking know that gosh!!!!!!!!!!!! okay i got some butterscotch wrappers a little lego dave strider and a token and a penny

@caliRooligan @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 Wow.

@onlySometimesly @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 Yes THE FUCK I do. ==> Eridan: Pull out your “Token” Its not a token, its just a very large piece of circular rock, its the size of a boulder. Dumbass this shit is not a token😭

@caliRooligan @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 You don’t.

@onlySometimesly @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 I think i got one

@luna_mp3 @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 It didn’t.

@onlySometimesly @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 hmmm okay let me check i have a hole in my left one so i hope it didn't fall out or something

@caliRooligan @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 token sized.

@onlySometimesly @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 howw big is it supposed to be

@luna_mp3 @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 around the right size. do you have something like that in your pocket?

@onlySometimesly @fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 what about a canadian dollar coin

@fangbitz @nerfClawcrane5 it has to be a special token.

@onlySometimesly @nerfClawcrane5 okay theoretically since i can change the size of the stars i make. could THAT work if it fits