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कृष्णाय वासुदेवाय हरये परमात्मने! प्रणतः क्लेशनाशाय गोविंदाय नमो नमः!!

@ruchikokcha With that man, there were two women who were also equally responsible. Her mother, his bhabhi. And there was another husband who has been supportive. So society has both kind of men. Choose wisely.

Girls, If you are confused about a man, ask his views on Chiraiya series.

@GuruShareMarket Where is the confusion?

My cousin Joined Wipro in 2017 & CTC was ₹3.2 LPA. After 3.5 years, he switched to Deloitte~₹7.2 LPA. 1year later, moved to Accenture~ ₹12 LPA & Stayed 2 years with Current CTC~ ₹14 LPA. Now the things get interesting 👇 Offer 1: Capgemini → ₹21 LPA (8% variable + better job role)
Offer 2: Tech Mahindra → ₹26 LPA (5% variable ) From ₹3.2 LPA → ₹26 LPA in under 9 years. Can anyone advice which organisation He should join since monday is last day to decide!

@NitinthisSide_ Whoever have this will not agree but this is true

Most overrated things in Indian tech in 2026: IIT tag CGPA LeetCode grind MBA from IIM 10 year experience Certification courses

@Wesleyje4 @peeleraja 😂😂

@peeleraja RIchmond circle flyover is probably the most useless flyover on the planet.

There is a temple in Jayanagar called Plague Amma temple to appease the plague goddess. The Richmond Circle flyover once was the only flyover in the world to have a traffic light on it. Sreeraj Lassi Bar was actually Siraj Lassi Bar but changed its name to attract the pure veg thindi walk type customers. Most bus stops in Bangalore are named after cinema theaters. Most theaters are gone now though. Includes Majestic, the massive bus station in central Bangalore. Others include Central, Swastik, Lido and Naga.

@aibytekat No need to make things complicated. Keep it simple. Noted.

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@SinghManju37713 Extra taste

When a married man is dating a married woman, what exactly are they looking for? 🤔

@thesayannayak Mother in law

What is SaaS? Wrong answers only.

Bottom is done are still some scope is there? #StockMarketEducation #stockmarket

@TheThevaluetrad Dream SUV in 18 Lakh that on emi

My colleague finally bought his dream car. ₹18 lakh SUV. Everyone in the office came down to see it. Photos. Videos. Instagram stories. For a week he was the star. Three months later we were having tea in the office pantry. He said something quietly. "Bro, my EMI is ₹34,000." "Fuel is ₹12,000." "Insurance and maintenance… another ₹8,000." I asked him one question. "Are you happy you bought it?" He paused for a few seconds. Then said: "I think I bought it for 7 days of excitement and 7 years of payments."

@Anuana10 Kala paisa

Got this message from my daughters school Dear parents Kindly note Answer copies of Final Examination will be shown and books distribution for Class 12 will be on Date -17th March 2026 (Tuesday). Timings: 8 Am to 11 Am. You are requested to bring Rs 5 thousand cash. Books will be within Rs 5 thousand. Kindly carry change. Thanking you XXXX School in the era of UPI,digital payments and accountability, why parents r still being asked to carry cash to school? I was numb… as a CA all I could think was why cash?

@suryachaudhary1 When will it come at this point?

Buying around 22000 & 22500 is like buying almonds at the rates of peanuts Prepare your list and make it ready

@preety_illusion Question is, when is she going to leave him

Me & Who 🥹

The kind of girl you are your brother/son is going to get same kind of girl.

@pindichhole Don't be a simp like him

should men wear a symbol of being married 🤔

@UXUIinfinity @pindichhole Don't entertain such girl at first place

@pindichhole If this type of women demand you to do this just divorce her. She is mentally ill.

@MasalaBai Sit down

Working women also get pregnant. Should companies deny them maternity leave? Menstrual leave is not mandatory. It's an option for those who need it. Many countries have successfully implemented it. Instead of asking companies to adapt to biological realities of women and not

@AshishMeher7 Kisi ko kuchh nahi pata, sab sutiye bhare pade hai

Nifty falls 500+ points today and suddenly everyone becomes a market strategist. So tell me honestly: Where does this correction end? 23k • 22.5k • 22k • or bounce from here? Let’s see how accurate FinTwit experts are.

@SnehaSSR Are didi kaha se layi ye gyan

Today is the stocks shopping day!! Deployed full cash.

@ThetaVegaCap Highly chances that wife was not reliable, trustworthy

Ajay (Age 42) Pharma company employee. Salary: ₹2L per month. He was known as the most helpful person in his circle. Whenever someone needed money, Ajay helped. ✅10L to a friend for business ✅7L to cousin ✅6L to colleague ✅5L to a relative Total loans given: ₹28L Apart from that he had saved: ✅8L in FD ✅7L in mutual funds ✅4L in bank Total savings: ~₹47L But Ajay never discussed finances with his wife. One day he suddenly passed away. After that his wife realised: ❌She didn’t know who borrowed the ₹28L ❌Which mutual funds he invested in ❌Where documents were kept Some borrowers stopped answering calls. Years of hard work. But because finances were never shared, a big part of the money got stuck. Always share ur finances with ur wife #Investing #MutualFunds

@SwayamTewari From centre also

Hey GCs, Do you think BJP must be CRUSHED in UP for our survival? Be honest!