Brooks “the shuffle” Brothers

Now that the whale is back can we take the next step?

The sackedemic is out of control. When’s frost? #alittlehigher

“Let’s sit on the aephi bench until we end up on the bv”

This guy 100% has a burner now.

Not a fan of the new first down measurement.

The real greatest college highlight reel. Put hell & back on this and there wouldn’t even be an argument.

Shoutout to Mark Wahlberg.

“Pickup in one minute” is a blatant lie.

It moved

Does that look a little like North America?

8 on the first, bringing out secret weapon.

Stupid alarm keeps going off every time I walk by.

Might get fired today.

There’s no way these girls like their dorm room that much.

12 hour solo car ride so boring I’ve been reporting shit on Waze.

Good evening officer. #nameandbadgenumber

Ya no problem bro I didn’t wanna watch the game anyways.

Food outside the strip club, yes please.

Thx for paying for college dad I’m learning so much!

Kids in touse and getting his free burrito. #send