Out of Context LPOTL

we get more meat than any podcast that's ever existed

every flamethrower is just a fart gun.

why will you not let me talk about how cute all the bomblets were?

he did it for the same reason he did everything: he had a gut feeling that oppenheimer was the right man for the job. say it! it was a FUPA feeling.

yeah, the creation of the world's most powerful bomb is a lot like season three of "twin peaks"

do you see the blood vessel? the UFO blood vessel that pops when he starts talking about nonsense? i see the blood vessel, i also see our credibility melting away.

i don't know how we continue without knowing how old that fish is.

we'll never be able to escape to a castle because we've had enough of humanity. i MIGHT be able to go to florida.

i'm happy to be here to support you during this mental breakdown.

i don't even know what to do with myself today. mm put your clothes onn, that's what i did. brush your teeeeth, that's what i did. comb your back haaair- nope. let that go.

once he was with fellow polio patients, he could truly let his legs dangle.

little do they know biological warfare is so fun.

that is the one thing i know the least about in terms of world war two is italian fascism and what sauce goes with that.

borders ain't real! yeah! germany's a construct, man!

my level of science is still like, what if i mix garlic butter with peanut butter, does it make a baby. if you put it in a woman.

you gotta live every day hoping you're gonna be successful enough to ignore your children.

there's some green books that are poisoned. that's not a hero but- no, no, no, that's just a bunch of words i didn't understand.

you know what? i'm just so happy that you can fit in pants.

there has been a brand new series of leaks that are on the most reputable website on the internet: 4chan.

look at what happened with vietnam. they even thought about giving people a pension and we went on a 30 year war. so, i feel like these UFOs are gonna be scared as hell if they don't really love our corporate oligarchs.

you won't believe what tony would do for an extra burrito. i actually- i know what i would do half the time. oo man, i would be such a little whore for extras.