sarah🌶️🤍

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once in a while i really shock myself with how insane i can be

and speaking of i can't wait to see the sarah jones tear up the drums during the end of carla's song she is gonna be EATINGGGGGGGGG

@tpwkordie hit me sister

hello harry styles i know you probably have the setlist decoded already but if not i think you should consider opening the show with carla's song bc 1-you do know what we like and 2- it (the show) is all waiting there for us. okay thank you love you bye

MUST BE LONELY OUT IN PARIS IF U TALK LIKE THAT IT WAS TOUGH AT THE TIME BUT YA CALLED ME BACK AND U KNOW THAT U CAN TELL ME I CAN TAKE THAT DID YOU GET YOUR TASTE BACK OR DO U JUST NEED A LIL LOVE

Guys wear whatever the fuck you want to tour

this spam text is really pulling at my heartstrings

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i wish i was in amsterdam but instead i’m going to work 🫩

i should be happy that i have tickets but in reality i am seething that i have separate tickets for niall, louis, and harry (&zayn but he cancelled) GET THE BAND BACK TOGETHER SO I CAN SAVE SOME MONEY FOR CHRISTSSAKE

also that sh00ting incident in cambridge happened literally on my block and if i see one more drooling brain dead maga piece of sh!t saying something insensitive, sarcastic and FACTUALLY INCORRECT about gun laws i am going to explode. stay in your lane and get out of my community

@totheverystart this is sending me

in between 6 and 7 but everyone gets scared and stops at 4 😔

it feels sooooo good to not be nice to men. and when i say that i mean like not being overly nice and just regarding them as they are (sub par and uninteresting)

whenever i find myself doing something gentlemanly for a man i say "sure thing princess" in my head to them and one day i just know im gonna slip

this goes so hard

@you_all_along HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tweet of the day

@caffeinette goddammit

why‘s there always an umbro shirt at the scene of the crime