Dr Sarah Wiseman

The digital hoarder in me is highly stressed about getting off Twitter but needs must. I’m swiseman on bluesky. See you on the other side.

@JohnLewisRetail Thanks. Your colleagues have already inspected and deemed it reasonable wear so unfortunately I think we’re done. Will have to buy a replacement elsewhere and hope it can last longer than just 4 years!!

@oopsohno Hi Sarah, thanks for your comments. I'm so sorry you remain disappointed with the outcome of your mattress. If there is anything we can do for you regarding your case, please feel free to reach out to us. ^Neil

Boring tweet but get yourself a mattress from @mattressonline and not @JohnLewisRetail. 7 years of a mattress from the former and it’s great, still perfect. 4 years of the latter and it’s like sleeping on a squishy water bed and it’s apparently “normal” wear. Go specialist.

The moon appeared inside the Olympic rings on the Eiffel Tower, which is a violation of the Olympic brand guide 📷: @Olympics

Also I thought @kfRedhot smashed it the whole season as the presenter

Loreen in the #sewingbee final 🥹🤩 My two great loves combined. Eurovision and sewing.

And football, who did not come home

Me writing emails

Give me all your plots of weird thresholds, like this:

Happy intrusive thoughts in the polling booth day!

@drkatedevlin @emfcamp Wish wish wish I could be there with you! Have a fantastic time ⚡️

my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go

Playing a board game with a toddler and trying to let her read the dice after each roll to practice counting. Let me tell you, no matter what your intentions are for keeping quiet, if you see a 6 on a dice you cannot help but shout “6!” It’s just too exciting 🎲

NYT connections is a couple weeks away from “words my ex bf mispronounced,” “the 43rd-46th words my daughter learned,” “characters in the novel I’m writing but haven’t finished,” & “words I’m thinking of instead of the word ‘dog’”

Diversity Win! Man in Woman-Dominated Movie Gets Oscar Nomination: ow.ly/JR1050QtHUt

@jonty Just a party with key everyday objects (and kayaks and car doors) strewn around and the ice breaker is that you have to find one person at the party for every object who can tell you how it’s made.

@oopsohno Why am I not invited to parties like this

At a party someone casually said “I wonder how balloons are made” and my years of How It’s Made training kicked in immediately. I got you. I will tell you precisely how balloons are made and I will sing you the theme song once I’m done 🎈

@_phzn You will not be useful in the post apocalyptic world. I however will be guiding everyone to make the perfect carousel horse.

@bb_loft @_phzn Yes I was wondering about fiverr! Never used it before so didn’t know what would be possible. I’d probably be happy with a sims rendering. I just need ideas!

@oopsohno @_phzn It’s a good question, I’m not sure but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was via Fiver etc with an interior design 3d model artist. Sorry not much help!

Ok I’m bad at deciding how this room should work. I think I need something like a remote interior designer who looks at like…interaction design and flow and that and not just aesthetics. Does this exist? Has anyone used a service that does this? I need ideas, I can do the doing.

@bb_loft @_phzn This is exactly what I need! But how did she find these people?!

@_phzn @oopsohno 👋🏻 One of my fave YouTubers also hired some virtual designers and compared them: youtu.be/RazT_85todM?si…