calling ur mom

@iniemohk bro hasn't played marvel rivals

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

@TSA *on the plane* man this rotisserie chicken is the bomb!

Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.

@DailyMoralOrel I think it was on purpose dude lmao

The squirrel hanging itself by accident really has no justification for why I find it so funny but I do anyway

@TJECS206 @MostCrucified when I worked at cash register I took ripped money from people cause I didnt have the time or patience to be a retarded prick to someone who just wanted to spend their money, get their food, and leave. you arent paid to be a dickwad to customers, customer service is the opposite

@ootboi69 @MostCrucified the asshole is the guy who decided to rip his bill in half for no reason. "it's legal tender" take it to the bank then! I've had more than one boss not take a ripped or taped bill. You should get off the internet more and go outside. There's a whole world out there!

@MostCrucified @TJECS206 why would your boss be mad? its still legal tender and the bank will take it. you kinda seem like an asshole here ngl

@TJECS206 the wildest part is it was so ripped just clean down the middle i was like my boss is gonna be pissed if i take this tape or no tape. my brain can't comprehend why he ripped it like he was just standing waiting and did it lol

@trashpandorabox @ZeionAchillor @internett_baby I almost tried that, but doctor cock just rolled off the tongue better

@ootboi69 @ZeionAchillor @internett_baby I hear he goes by a different name these days. The Cocktor

Wait, its painful for guys to keep thrusting after they bust? I thought it felt good?? Why do it then???

@_naimani @ZeionAchillor @internett_baby I realized after I had posted it lmao

@ootboi69 @ZeionAchillor @internett_baby They way this is just a diagram of a Plot but like yeah lmao

@ZeionAchillor @internett_baby doctor cock over here has a chart too holy shit

Happy to help! This is overly scientific, but some guys might like more like 25% intensity, or say even 40%, but just assume 50% is the maximum for "gentle speed" which is still providing some stimulation as they breathe out that profound pleasure and love and catch their breath. Resolution here is heavy breathing, cuddling, and pillow talk.

@WomanDefiner they're gonna build a few is my guess. the space will run out in the first and they'll need more. data centers are there to collect as much of your personal information to sell as possible so it makes sense that it'll fill up the storage quickly

Guys 44000 acres is larger than the city of Green bay and its metro area which houses 300k people. They are doing more than building a data center there.

@ElKabong1960 @GunloverClub1 case of 100 bullets for it was a much as the gun

@GunloverClub1 Your pappy could have bought one for peanuts.

Meet the Finnish 'Elephant Gun.' The Lahti L-39 was built to shred tanks. Against a human target? Resistance is nonexistent. The kinetic energy is so massive the target basically disappears on impact.

@atlanticesque lowkey thought ostrich egg was the largest single cell organism

Thinking about the largest single-cell organism

@ChoochSkookum eventually the price will settle. it won't be as high as you want to sell it, but it'll be more than you bought it for

>buy gold >gold doubles in price >try to sell gold >all the gold stores refuse to transact at the new price Is that rug still going on?

@Themyster1ous01 I have mixed feelings about the armor. on one hand, it wasn't really that hard to kill them. on the other hand, it made my turret feel useless

Hot take: increasing the Hive Guard's armor to heavy and making them softer was honestly pretty fun and interesting. They were easier to kill with most weapons if you could aim. They should add a Hive Guard variant with their 6.2.2 properties for difficulty 7+.

Society is too harsh on nose-picking

@greendragonhq @AndrewYang why is it a good thing white collar workers (or really anyone) work in their 70s? and I'm not saying it isn't true I'm just curious what data shows blue collar workers lose jobs in recessions

Yes they should. Trades are fine , and necessary for our country but we need to cut the BS. - College graduates earn $1,200,000 more on average over their lifetimes. (This goes up more with higher degrees) - Life expectancy is higher for those that graduate college. - Blue collar workers are more likely to develop substance addictions. - Blue collar workers are more likely to develop life altering injuries such as arthritis, tinnitus, and poor joint health. Bad backs, bad knees etc. - Blue collar workers are the first to lose their jobs in recessions and are heavily reliant the health of the economy. - Blue collar workers are more likely to be involved in domestic abuse situations (both ends of it). - Blue collar workers are more likely to take disability after their bodies break down in their early 50s while white collar workers can work into their late 70s. - Blue collar workers are susceptible to negative work environments including shady owners, lack of benefits, and lack of security.

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@JEddy08712 @alamodrafthouse heartbreaking. I should've just gone 🫩🫩

@ootboi69 @alamodrafthouse It said that for ours too but like maybe half or a third of the seats were empty when we went today

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@nocontextmemes at the end of this video they literally say the cops have been called lmao

I love these videos because the Scientologists never call the police, wonder why😭

drop ur fav pokemon and ill tell u if i trust u or not

@RealAlexJones You’re going to think I’m more depraved when I have your two ex wives co-hosting my show with their tits out. I plan on blowing my load all over your desk and smearing it on photos of your deceased family