Cosmic 👾

@blunt1712 kon h ye dusra batman

Batman bhai ki body ko coffee bhi protien lgta h

@vidushi_cfa kya hua

Maybe my prayers weren’t powerful enough 😗

@Dank_jetha @volalens C++ supremacy

Rocket Scientist who works in a Chemistry Lab reading C++ as bedtime story 😭😭😭😭

Hdfcbank pe missile mar di ?

@AnkitPrjpti 15k usd Lfg

Petrol 200 Rs/litre LPG 2500 Rs/cylinder USDINR 110 Inflation 15% Nifty 15k

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@giga_chad192003 Kon h

so a guy recently appeared on a famous brokerage platform podcast, and now pushing ads of his courses. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

BASICS CLEAR HONA IS JUST A MYTH

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@mapplesyrupyup and now its ice cream time Im having 500 ml of gozero vanilla

@mapplesyrupyup dinner micro

Had se jada khana hogaya aaj

@giga_chad192003 😂

not letting this shii spike my cortisol

You dont notice the drift while it’s happening. Then one day you are far from who you thought you’d be.

@mapplesyrupyup Same

Mujhe Maggi wali bowl torhi sahi lag rahi hai lekin mujhe itni maggi nahi leni hai

Monitoring the situationship

Be a man > Overwork > under-sleep > lift heavy > look expensive > think you're batman > fall for the one girl who wants peace > get heartbroken > repeat

@lisaawrites 🫣

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.