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King Trout finally says out loud what I've been thinking for aaaaages. In reacting to his newest research topic, we dive into the world of ravaging good businesses as a business in itself. youtu.be/S0slc4mLrKc

@AzureEyedGhoul @SagaFraga @redderrhetoric Nah, that's pure photoshop buddy.

@oozecluez @SagaFraga @redderrhetoric When people use. "Maybe DLSS 5 isn't a bad thing" argument here.

This looks really cool but at the same time people complaining about her being ugly is CRAZYYYY. Imagine calling her ugly😭😭

@Grummz My name is Ooze, and this is my favorite meme on the Citadel.

Dr. Clown is killing it with these.🤣

No, this version legitimately looks almost exactly like Jesse from Control. The difference is the Control version both graphically and aesthetically looks cleaner, from a game released in 2019.

I love when they can't even come up with a valid sign-off from a lost argument and hard block. Another adventurer consumed by the ooze. Thanks, @eyet33th. (May your $5 Humble-Bundle Poser Studio asset pack visage live on to the next life.)

And there you fo being a very poor rage baiter. I mentioned a slew of issues, then gave you a chance to prove you were more than a dufus. Oh well. I'd normally stop out of pity, but I think interacting with you is actually harming my own brain cells. Good luck with the next sloppy attempt at lookimg tougher than a sponge, buddy.

@oozecluez @RinoTheBouncer oh wow, several streams whatever dude, if you want to believe this is huge hubub is all about the cubes, that sounds like a nice fantasy world and you are probably happier there than i am out here yelling at misogynists

Two games that are replacing the original protagonist of the franchise with a side character, a concept that is not new to gaming or entertainment in general🚀 ✅CONTROL: Resonant ✅God of War: Laufey It’s surprising how different the reactions are to literally the same concept. It’s truly a mirror for how hypocritical, self-serving, lacking in principle, and grifting-driven the whole gaming and “culture war” discourse truly is. There never was a moral standing nor any principle or genuine concern. If you still can’t catch on, I don’t know what to tell you😅

@eyet33th @RinoTheBouncer I don't think you actually read or watch anything, do you? Several streams were shut down over bickering specifically over Frank (the ooze). But no, you're the authority without even doing a basic search to find opinion articles covering the matter, even.

@oozecluez @RinoTheBouncer "many people" lol. there are a small minority complaining about the gelatinous cube and millennial humor and whatever else. what's actually setting twitter on fire rn is incels incelling.

@eyet33th @RinoTheBouncer It is, actually. That's a primary concern many people are bringing up.

@oozecluez @RinoTheBouncer pfff yeah totally it's the gelatinous cube that everybody's mad about, totally totally

@GGahgaba5727 @TheMG3D Yeah, understood. And yet you dodge the point that nobody except Sony gets to verify the numbers. Private numbers are hints, but not objective information until actually verified.

@oozecluez @TheMG3D x.com/i/status/20553…

Can’t wait to see screenshots showing the player count at 12am claiming that the game is flopping because it’s woke

The lack of concern for aesthetics, for one. The utter abandonment of the mythos and pantheon themeing of all past games in favor of distinctly non-mythic actual Dungeons and Dragons themes instead, for another. The main point of concern is the lack of appeal or consultation towards the past fans that are the primary audience (read: paying customers) of the triple-digit million dollar francise. This should be considered egregious, and worthy of a shareholder vote to change C-suite execs at Sony under emergency duress. It has literally nothing to do with replacing a character or playing as a woman and everything to do with disrespecting the ones that are meant to pay for the whole mess.

@oozecluez @RinoTheBouncer so... good news, the main character of GOW isn't being replaced either and if Control: Resonant is a spinoff, then so is GOW Laufey what exactly is the issue, then?

So your console collects, collates, and displays the information itself? Or is it using private statistics only Sony can honestly verify? That is the distinction I'm highlighting, that PSN numbers are first party curated while Steam sites do third party curation with open statistics.

@oozecluez @TheMG3D it is literally baked into the console to show you how active a game is, not something that just shows you a fake player graph

@xsxsxsxsxsxsd @chriiswavy Neat. I've never seen someone's brain implode and forget reality before.

@oozecluez @chriiswavy Lol you didn't actually say anything just now so I'm going to end the conversation here. Good luck with the stream o7

Niggas will look you dead in the face and say this game doesn’t look amazing cause it’s a woman led story 😭😭

@xsxsxsxsxsxsd @chriiswavy Yes. I think I even hear the sizzling of your noggin. Not sure where you're digging that hole when I call myself a paint-chugging dungeon roomba. Ooh, popcorn's done!

@oozecluez @chriiswavy My braincells are dying from trying to comprehend how someone who's whole persona is ugly animated animal is upset when a game releases with an ugly MC, surely you'd be happy????

@xsxsxsxsxsxsd @chriiswavy I can feel the braincells dying in your head from the levels of seetheing you're portraying. Neat. I might need some popcorn for this entertainment.

@oozecluez @chriiswavy You're literally a furry vtuber..The way you made you V look in cyberpunk is HIDEOUS, like what... Your VTube model is also hideous. The idea of you is ugly. Im pretty sure you yourself are ugly IRL. Stop crying and wait for the game to come out.

@GGahgaba5727 @TheMG3D So do lying developers on this platform, especially regarding false preorder numbers. Steam charts are using proven sources of truth, not just a controlled and curated output.

@oozecluez @TheMG3D the ps5 welcome hub displays weekly player counts

@xsxsxsxsxsxsd @chriiswavy The gods could impregnate humans in Greek mythology. By scientific standards, they are genetically compatible and thus close enough for direct biological comparison. What now?

@oozecluez @chriiswavy Faye literally is not a human...

@xsxsxsxsxsxsd @chriiswavy Nico resembled a human.

@oozecluez @chriiswavy if GTA 4 can be successful with an Eastern european immigrant fresh off the boat as the main character im sure this can survive.

@Daksurr @GreatGoldPirate Son, this isn't rocket science. There is not more substance or context provided, and I'm not about to comb your profile to discover any. The onus of dissolving that paradox you created is solely upon you.

@GreatGoldPirate @oozecluez Looks like some of y'all read a part of my tweet and make some weird conclusions. Here's an assignment for you, read my tweet again.

Showed one of the coolest combats in gaming and said "nope" just because the protagonist of the game is a woman and not "God of war".

@Daksurr @Ian_Fisch No, dude was pretty spot-on in his assessment. You personally claimed to know the combat was solid and said I couldn't have been able to do the same level of critique using the same footage. You're in a paradox state and need to pick a side to escape it.

@Ian_Fisch @oozecluez And you're mixing up two different things I was responding to. Get a clue.