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daily anime shit post and rants, if my opinion don't sit right we you lol 🤪

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Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·
Wife: “Why are you suddenly asking for a DNA test after 9 years?” Husband: “Because people keep saying our daughter doesn’t look like me.” Wife: “So strangers get in your ear and suddenly I’m a cheater?” Husband: “I just want certainty.” She agreed to the test immediately. Didn’t cry. Didn’t argue. Didn’t beg him to trust her. A few weeks later the results came back: 99.99% probability he was the father. He walked into the kitchen holding the envelope like he’d won something. Husband: “See? Now this whole thing can finally be over.” But his wife just nodded slowly and said, “You’re right. It is over.” He laughed at first because he genuinely thought she was joking. Then she handed him her wedding ring. Wife: “You accused me so easily that I realized something awful.” Husband: “What?” Wife: “You never actually trusted me. You just trusted the lack of proof.”
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I’m on my knees begging the algorithm to free me from the shadow realm. 😭🙏 Since my takes are mid anyways, here’s your free pass to COOK me. If you see this: 1️⃣ Drop a dot [.] 2️⃣ Your most toxic insult. Don't hold back.
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Alice Kanyana@alice_kanyana·
China is on another level Bruh! 👌👌👌
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Currency only works because of a collective hallucination
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@iamasoothsayer Either time travel is real or we live in a Fking simulation because no fking way
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soothsayer
soothsayer@iamasoothsayer·
2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus
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kira 👾
kira 👾@kirawontmiss·
Man goes viral after sharing a drawing of what he saw during a near deаth experience😳
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lama #xoogmbappe
lama #xoogmbappe@lama76_3·
Russians in porn are like Brazilians in football
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Mr Blossom 👑
Mr Blossom 👑@iammrblossom·
3 WINNERS The 3 people that has 0 likes in the comments wins the phones Will pick tmr 😇
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@MrBeast Hi there 💤
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MrBeast@MrBeast·
If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000
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Never leaving this app☠️
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