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Elon Musk called me a Lobster with a hard R

Elon Musk groomed those young engineers.

Heilon Musk is a harbinger of the apocalypse.

The source code of twitter contains a list of losers who are allowed to say slurs with their full chest.

dogevorce

Apartheid Emerald Baby was given a high chair and a juice box in the Government of the United States. Now when I talk about his divorce it's political activism. I'm going to immigrate back to Atlantis.

He does have a similarity with Temple Grandin in how both design machines that automate killing. Not on purpose in Elon's case.

On Mastodon I posted something I am proud of having made. On Twitter I am posting that Elon Musk identifying as autistic is an insult to both me and Temple Grandin.

He Eel on My Musk till I lose 44 billion USD

Fuck Elon Musk

No sailor can kill me. I have beaten a fish of every species in formal combat, including a Bluefish, a Pygmy Catfish, and a rare Deepwater Gefilte. A marine veterinarian and two mermaids have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul.

I can lift a fully-grown fox above my head, and I can hold my breath forever. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of General Electric's strongest river pollutants and swam a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can project sound for two miles unaided by an amp.

Elon's divorce is contagious. Anyone using Divorced Man App ends up divorced from their mental health.

Divorced man reminded me of the poor decision I made by joining the divorced man app. #MyXAnniversary

That "X" thing was brilliant, really. It got people to start calling the divorced man app "Twitter" again.

Eel Divorce

I'd pay $1 a year to never have to see twitter again to be quite honest.

I could say that Elon Musk committed underwater war crimes and it wouldn't even be part of the bit. This is a real thing that happened.

This was actually a aggressive presentation of the fact that I'm not comfortable working without credit, and suggesting such is offensive.

I lost a 3D commission over having the correct values. The client said I could not be credited because they disagree with my social media presence. That was fine. and left me with one question: "Is Elon Circumcised? You've clearly tasted his dick before."

I like how Twitter added a little blue icon that tells me which users say slurs at the dinner table.