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Boo red bull running out of 4 packs and not telling me... now your promo tweet is deleted

@PelagicZone I'm on my second smartphone... once you're used to it it really is like having the whole net in your pocket

i know the point of party punch is to get drunk, but i draw the line at including keystone lite. blech

Congrats on the gold, Smuttynose! Now all shall know the greatness of your wheat wine ale, which is indeed good stuff

man, why am i not at the #GABF...

A meatball is a golf ball for those playing the game of spaghetti

using a script to google map where your Minecraft stuff is seems a little excessive to me...

Not all teen parents are idiots, but I personally think it's fucking insane to have kids before you can buy your own liquor.

i have to say, D2D has a much worse install process than steam. stupid EA not putting their games on steam...

CoWorker: Maybe U drink too much. Me: Why do u say that? Coworker: Because u are pouring coffee down the side of the mug like its draft beer

Q:should i warm up or start at max for max mass when lifting? A: Don't warm up, so you hurt yourself and stop asking dumb questions

MY buzzwords per page threshold is about 3 at this time of day on a Friday...

Happy international beer day!

I lolled at some of these...10 of Our Favorite Clever Craft Beer Names | KegWorks kegworks.com/blog/2011/07/2… via @KegWorks

today was way too hot to lift weights. i had to have lost measurable weight in water

argh, this weather is just brain death in heat form. why can i not be drinking frozen bevs @ work?

really glad to head that zynga didn't buy popcap. i can't see how that would have gone well from a gaming perspective

dear today show: i'll play games when I'm over 30 if I want, and if you don't like it, go fuck yourself

hard to argue with Page's approach to marketing

it was a pain to wait 6 weeks for my beer to bottle condition, but it was worth it