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Any Pronouns - Subway Boss Fantatic - PTCG player and off meta enjoyer. 50 Paldean Fates Wugtrio and counting
@ Your Locals Katılım Temmuz 2024
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Guys. I have a confession, when I was playing lost box at a local one time I accidentally switched my discard with my hand, I proceeded to use 7 mirage gates and thought I had dementia cuz I was sure I had already played 4, anyway the 5 year old stood no chance 😞
#MyConfession

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I'm convinced that Europeans think tornados are "just bad wind storms" rather than actual fucking kaiju that just descend from the sky every now and then and utterly delete towns off the map.

🇺🇸🦂Butters-/K/un🦂🇺🇸@TheUnaButters
Euros be like "Brick houses will stop this"
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@RealJohnWalter I’d honestly love lost zone to just be a constant in standard. Lost origin offered really fun synergy

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Why’d they take some poor dry ass kid’s CeraVe 😭😭💀
🩰@Keybaker_
All these vapes confiscated from a middle school is crazy 😒 Rockford check on yall kids.
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@InvaderChara_32 I need you to know this fried me so bad it caused me to have a coughing fit
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not bothered to colour it maybe one day. having this audio scrubbed back and forth does something to your brain
morkie 👁️🗨️🐢@morkanslil_y
what happened to kris and dess when they entered that shelter
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@TaigaxHolic Yugioh turned into
Turn1: "Four score and seven year ago..."
*20 minutes of yapping later*
"And then I play my 72nd mochimochibankaimagiciangirl and your lifepoints are zero. GG."
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YuGiOh players will pop a blood vessel if you criticize the power creep but MTG players don't even try to defend their game anymore they just look at you like this

Codemaster Holic@TaigaxHolic
the current state of TCGs: YuGiOh is unplayable going second due to power creep MTG is the Fortnite of card games with their endless cross-overs & Pokémon's second hand market and rampant scalping have priced children out of the game Chaotic can't come soon enough 🙏😭
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AYO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IS SHE WRONG THO?!?
Charz💫@Charleemanderz
Did I miss anything
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