Simon White

@Geniustechw No idiot tattoos

Here's a beach in Poland. What do you notice?

@GylesB1 I’m sorry that you’ve apparently been sick!

Well, it is Easter …

@JuliaHB1 @TheSun Also a very good idea

Starmer's plan to drag us back into the EU is treacherously sneaky - and just the beginning of the Brexit wars. My column for today's @TheSun ⬇️ thesun.co.uk/news/38715022/…

@itvnews So pleased I have never downloaded TIK TOK

Gregg Wallace announces TikTok 12-hour live cooking show itv.com/news/2026-04-0…

@EmilySm43 No

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@BigJetTVLIVE Missing your appearances on Big Jet TV. Still the best

Hey everyone 👋🏻 so we’re on a long drive down to Exeter to see an eye specialist. He/they come highly recommended so I’m hoping we’ll get this issue sorted and I’ll be back to 20/20 vision 👀 to get back to filming our passion. 🛫✈️ Worse case I’ll be aiming at a Sunday Show 🙏🏻 I’ll update, hope everyone is well. Jerry

@TheSun Thought riding an e scooter on a public road was illegal?

Shocking moment e-scooter rider faceplants after hitting pothole

@MbarkCherguia Yes

Were his actions justified? 🤔

@JennyAThatcher No

Am I the only person in the UK that has never watched one single episode of the Traitors?

@theamelia__ Yes, anyone with half a brain

@benonwine Dads Army

Name something that’s funnier than Mrs Browns Boys?

@benonwine Traditional

What’s the FIRST thing that comes to MIND when you see this?

@GodlyNations No

@Perry_smitzh Tattoos

What is the biggest sign of low intelligence??

@QprEver He would also always defeat you in an argument as he is , intelligent, articulate and usually right

@TrumpsHurricane Depends on whether you sit or hold when you pee

What’s your advice to this person ??

@otokyo__ 1

Please help, I can't make up my mind 🤔

@CaptainCreps Bearded

The Nike End of Season Sale has landed! SHOP NOW 👇

@sciencegirl Any desire to eat it

@ohhanxiety Cheer

First thing you do?