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@Mel_17 All the times that I've sarcastically quipped "free country my ass" since moving to the states a few years back have led up to this moment.

Apparently this needs to be said 😳😂

@Oli_Oilfan One last one: When she complains about a problem, don't offer a solution unless she asks for one. She just wants you to listen (I'll figure that one out eventually lol)

@Oli_Oilfan Picking your battles is top tier advice. 100% agree I'll add: Apologize early and often. She'll forgive far more easily than she'll forget.

When you get into a argument ask yourself is it better to be right or happy? Very few arguments are worth your peace.

@MelissaLMRogers I'm going to have to steal that as my new go-to for facetious commentary. "3 people humanely depopulated in meth lab explosion"

HOLY CRAP 🇨🇦 CFIA is on a rampage. Now 15,625 turkeys will be KILLED aka “humanely depopulated” 🤯

@aimeok The line to the mens room was chanting his name after the game. It was not a fun line to be in lol. Oilers had the louder fans in the building the rest of the night though.

Well sure, can’t expect a team that’s made it to the SCF the last 2 years to compete with *checks notes* Kiefer Sherwood

Go oilers!

@Gameflip The Noid from Yo Noid! On NES. 7KKZXS

Our FIRST Halloween LET’S PLAY is here! 👻 You’re being hunted by a horror villain! Which video game character would you call for help? 😱 Drop your answer + Gameflip profile code below!

I'm sorry but that unsportsmanlike penalty was 10 ply. #GoOilers

@dhockey13 Great goal. Better celly

So glad my goat is back

@bretzky_84 They could have at least done a pre-season or exhibition game in Quebec City if they're going to do this. That would have been a great way to unveil the look, too.

These are beautiful jerseys but it’s disrespectful as hell to die hards that lost their team

@Oli_Oilfan Something something wrong turn at Albuquerque

I’m pretty sure it’s Bugs Bunny’s evil half brother.

@Gameflip 🛒 7KKZXS

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@Archaeologuy Edmonton Winter + Ekholm beard. They were made for each other.

@tarynor I wasn't able to watch most of it but a wise scholar known as Shoresy teaches that you won't have legs in the 3rd if you already played a period in the sheets. Maybe that's it?

@SchmiddyG Hey man, let's stay positive here.... It's not too early, it's being proactive!

Its too early into the season to have a raging aneurysm

@Mel_17 @nothatsyou The WAH ads that play during every hockey game and somehow don't include Patrick Roy in any way?!? They're bad and I hate them but what I hate even more is the missed opportunities to make a bunch of good commercials

@nothatsyou I still hate the WAH one more. I was so happy there was no WAH tonight.

Did you all miss the cantaloupe ad?

@OilerEnjoyer @WendolynLamchop This is not one of those paintings with eyes that follow you. Trust me, I checked twice!

@WendolynLamchop Welcome to Edmonton!

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Why do people comment on YouTube music videos with things like "2025?" Please tell me they don't also do that while lingering in the Shakespeare section of the library.

@21jonny_ @bretzky_84 @OilersNation I always assumed the extension was coming, I didn't know Bret's onslaught of awesome was. Buddy is taking all the Monday out of Monday.

@bretzky_84 @OilersNation Fuck that. Keep it coming. I had to watch all summer long the garbage spewing from other teams fanbases. Let it ride. We’ve earned it.

Last one. Probably. @OilersNation