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@TheRealDashFir1 If you utilize a CC. You are always entitled to submit a charge back.

DSP says it's impossible to charge back superchats, the streamer always keep the money.

@ThatBeing_Said Just know. Your kids will attend high school. Possible college/trade school. Have grandchildren. Phil will still be begging 🙏🏻

Yesterday: “Where’s the support? I really want answers!” Today before large tip: “I can’t keep playing the game if we don’t get support!” After large tip: “I know this is hard to believe, but I don’t stream just for money!” How dumb must one be to fall for this shit? 😂

Is Sydney Sweeney truly the Marilyn Monroe of our generation?

@poems_past He will have two men assemble him home gym.

Dsp can’t build his home gym on stream because it requires two people to build and the chat will “harass his wife” and also “people will make fun of him”

@MrLewdacris With an answer like that. It seems likely Lummox is the editor 📝

"Lummox isn't my editor because he's in the hospital. Do you have a brain?" So the person doesn't have a brain because he doesn't know what's going on in the life of a Wings of Redemption detractor and yet, DSP does.

@InAnOtterPlace So many people in his chats told him. They didn’t want the react content.

DSP is now essentially blaming his viewers for telling him to drop everything to react to the Quartering documentary for him not hitting his “level of support that he likes to get on a stream” These 5 clips are taken from 80 seconds of the Daily Wrap, can you see a pattern?

Philip will sometimes look at his poop “if it feels different” while passing it

Dsp believes if he would own every let’s players content if he was able to load his content in to a copywrite system because “he played all those games first”

@TheRealDashFir1 Moving gym equipment to the garage typically = unused

DSP says he put a gym in his garage because it's not climate control

I’m scared 😬

@MeowBlocks It’s for his highlight video his editor will make. Simple as that.

Legit 30 minutes. He spent 30 minutes talking and crying about mixtape just to end it with "I don't know why people are talking about it. I treat it like it doesn't exist and don't talk about it." Zero, zero self awareness lmao

I guess DSP is desperate for instant cash and hopes Jaxx answers the call, bringing fighting games back. It would be amusing if he sends it in a Super Chat. The last time Jaxx did a Super Chat over a Tip, DSP did that real time interrogation asking Jaxx why he did it.

DSP tries it

The king of muscles ladies and gents

@TheRealDashFir1 Soon it will be this

DSP says his jowels are going away and will be gone the more he works out in the next year

@CallMeDSParody @poems_past @grok Do it @grok

@poems_past @Grok make the man in the first picture wear the outfit in the 2nd picture

“Why does it look like he’s wearing a one piece woman’s swimsuit under his shirt?” Welp…thanks. Now I’ll never unsee it 😔

@DramaAlert @ThatBeing_Said

'BIG' News: Amazon is launching same-day delivery for Ozempic.

@R3bsi Seems more like all of that was a lie. And was most likely doing something else

DSP wasted an hour making a YouTube thumbnail for his dumb react show tomorrow, making him late for his stream. Really shows how much he cares about his viewers' time and how incompetent he is with AI prompts.🤣

@leeneogeo @TheyCallMeDSP It’s a nearly 4 hour documentary.. long form for Phil = multiple streams.

@TheyCallMeDSP Didn't your dents say no to this? Wtf is long form reacting

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! On Thursday night I return to long-form reacting for the first time since 2024! And this is a BIG ONE I got requests for today, so it should be HYPE! Join me on DSPReacts tomorrow at 7pm PDT! youtube.com/live/7ihrpoiBC…

Skin suit failure of reptilian caught on live stream