Just Another Floridian
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Just Another Floridian
@orangefloridian
live aggressively
Everglades, FL Katılım Ekim 2022
432 Takip Edilen55 Takipçiler
Please stop sticking out your tongue if you got that white coating on it.
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my friend who's now committed for over 4 years very casually in a conversation told me, "you don't change your partner, you accept them as they are but also your partner should consciously change for you to be a better human and a lover"
i was flabbergasted.
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If you want a girl that can pair bond, doesnt take ten different prescriptions, isnt 30 lbs overweight, isnt an alcoholic, and is at least a 6 - you literally *have* to date 20 year olds or hope you have one in a million luck
Sunrise Pepe@thltd_
Body count of straight White women age 18-34: very liberal vs. very conservative. Whoredom transcends ideology, QED.
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Remember Karmelo Anthony, the black kid that stabbed the high school football player in Texas because it was raining outside and he was feeling disrespekted when asked to leave the tent he wasn't supposed to be in?
Bail cut down to a quarter of the original amount, released, and attending college. Trial starts in June. How will that go?
Decarlos Brown, stabbed Iryna Zarutska for no reason at all?
Ruled mentally incompetent. State charges dropped. Federal charges remain but a mental competency hearing in June may eliminate those.
Murder is okay when you're black.
Self-defence is illegal when you're white.
FearBuck@FearedBuck
ChudTheBuilder has now been charged with attempted murder, employing a firearm during a dangerous felony, aggravated assault, and reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon, and is currently being held in jail pending arraignment.
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This bitch will gain weight faster than usain nigger bolt can run a 100 yard dash
Bobby “Throbby” Boucher@ThrobbyBoucher
Assault me
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Iran: builds retarded damns that dessert water supply for decades
USA: destroys the damns to hurt Iran
Result: irans dummy move decades ago paid off with an omen of absolute victory in war
Reggie Saxx@ReggiSaxx
This shit is so crazy. I fully believed the weather machine conspiracy for years but seeing legit undeniable proof is still insane.
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Me: “yes, that’s right, 10 extra larges with triple pepperoni, no dough, no sauce, no cheese.”
Caesar: “sir, this address is a mosque.”
Me: “I know, drop it from about 30 feet please”
Dexerto@Dexerto
Little Caesars is now testing drone deliveries that can bring pizzas to your door in just four and a half minutes
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@permabulla @Kaizerrev I was fine not seeing him again on the timeline
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When will beaners admit that corn tortillas taste almost as bad as their woman age
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@sanpellyenjoyer Holy blackpill you were not kidding
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Completely omits Russias interest in Africa for some reason
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Was probably just her IDF commander if we are being honest
Christopher Hale@ChristopherHale
TFW you learn from the New York Times that your girlfriend, eighteen years younger than you, is cheating on you.
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Why are fat bitches showing skin now? I get the blackboons doing it, they always have
But seeing a fat white bitch in short spandex!
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@mattressguy_ Home Insurance companies have all started doing it
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Is everyone doing this?
I’ve been told to do this but haven’t so far
Theron Olsen@theron_olsen
Finally put the CC fee onto the customer. No push back so far.
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They saw the idea of using it for deportations of illegals, and in order to humiliate their voters, will use it to bring in refugees instead.
The goal is to humiliate you.
Bookmark it.
Remarks@remarks
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US considers taking over bankrupt Spirit Airlines and using its fleet for military missions, NYPost reports.
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My lindkedin is a photo of Jeffery Epstein with my only job as intelligence
female natured@femalenatured
Working on setting back-to-back public dates at the same venue tonight. She suggested the same venue as my first so figured I’d roll with it. Weird coincidence. Then she asks for LinkedIn. Bottom signal.
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@ThorTorrens Sir if I wear those with shorts id look like the silliest chud ever
Respectable when wearing pants tho
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I only wear Maggie’s organic socks one of the best decisions I’ve ever made tbh once you try them no going back
Oasis@oasishealthapp
If you could only swap one thing in your wardrobe, make it your socks. Your feet have the highest sweat gland density on your body — up to 700 per sq cm. Polyester releases endocrine disruptors and carcinogens through your skin when you sweat. One study found BPA in 100+ polyester sock brands at up to 31x safe limits. Most “cotton” socks aren’t — Nike Dri-FIT Everyday Cotton is 30% polyester. Find 100% natural fiber socks on the Oasis app.
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