🍹 mai tai

Floating through life without a care... 💭

@PreciousPepperV Blitz it up and season it with garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, chili powder, and a little bit of lime juice. Then put THAT on everything so someone can share this addiction with me.

@orangegarnished I dunno how you do it. I can only have them with fruits in a nutribullet

I am single-handedly keeping avocado stocks up. I am the backbone of big avocado.

@CuracaoAndGin @DariaWuvsFights I have several neckties and unshakable confidence!

@orangegarnished @DariaWuvsFights Hate to break it to you, but, I have a degree.

You show up to court and I'm your lawyer. Wyd?

@DariaWuvsFights @CuracaoAndGin Excuse me. This is about Mai Tai, Attorney at Law.

@orangegarnished Trusting @CuracaoAndGin

@Nevaeh_Summers I'm really gonna do my best not to get you a life sentence for like... jaywalking or something. My goodness. You are hyping my ass up. 🥹

@orangegarnished "Now I really gotta show out" would imply you were gonna be holding back. But no once you stepped foot in there you'd be locked in. The competitor in you would rise to the surface quickly you'd have counterpart in hell. The figurative Devil wears Prada

@Nevaeh_Summers Waaaait okay panaaa. Now I really gotta show out. Let me miss a night or two of sleep and you'll get a real pitbull in the theoretical courtroom.

@orangegarnished Oh no! We riding till the end! And when we win! We're getting more cute outfits!

@Nevaeh_Summers And I was worried I was fired! 🫣

@orangegarnished Upon reading all of this the thought that popped into my head: Overqualified! I thought this case might take months. I'd be surprised if it lasted a week!

@Nevaeh_Summers Welllllll not quite but I love a business casual look! And I have glasses with no frames. And I will argue with anyone about anything. So... pretty much there!

@orangegarnished Indubitably! The mere fact you're already a lawyer means you have already gone through the rigorous process of attaining your degree and are certified to represent someone. I have complete faith!

@Nevaeh_Summers That's literally like 60% of it, I think? Which is more than half. So you are in capable hands!

@orangegarnished Fashion sense looks top notch. What more do I need in a a lawyer?

@Nevaeh_Summers I love the faith you have in me 🥰

@orangegarnished With an awesome outfit like that the only possibility is...

Mint julep

@PreciousPepperV You clocked it, huh? 😄

@orangegarnished cowboy bunny

You got a pana in me

Made you look ✨️

@DariaWuvsFights 🥺🫶

#ooc Another day of hating myself. Yay.

It's Halloween costume tiiiime 🤔💭

It's giving captain 🫡

@DariaWuvsFights Make my fitness dreams come true! 🙏

@orangegarnished Might have to chat about you working with #ClutchFirm

Peep the progress. 🥰💪 Beauty and beast.