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@orangegarnished

La Matatana 💋 sweet and intoxicating. Mermaid on the land. Beach bum. Currently located out of Miami. THE Captain.

Bavaro, DR | Miami, FL Katılım Ocak 2016
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Floating through life without a care... 💭
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@PreciousPepperV Blitz it up and season it with garlic, paprika, salt, pepper, chili powder, and a little bit of lime juice. Then put THAT on everything so someone can share this addiction with me.
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I am single-handedly keeping avocado stocks up. I am the backbone of big avocado.
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You show up to court and I'm your lawyer. Wyd?
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@Nevaeh_Summers I'm really gonna do my best not to get you a life sentence for like... jaywalking or something. My goodness. You are hyping my ass up. 🥹
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@orangegarnished "Now I really gotta show out" would imply you were gonna be holding back. But no once you stepped foot in there you'd be locked in. The competitor in you would rise to the surface quickly you'd have counterpart in hell. The figurative Devil wears Prada
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@Nevaeh_Summers Waaaait okay panaaa. Now I really gotta show out. Let me miss a night or two of sleep and you'll get a real pitbull in the theoretical courtroom.
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@orangegarnished Oh no! We riding till the end! And when we win! We're getting more cute outfits!
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@orangegarnished Upon reading all of this the thought that popped into my head: Overqualified! I thought this case might take months. I'd be surprised if it lasted a week!
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@Nevaeh_Summers Welllllll not quite but I love a business casual look! And I have glasses with no frames. And I will argue with anyone about anything. So... pretty much there!
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@orangegarnished Indubitably! The mere fact you're already a lawyer means you have already gone through the rigorous process of attaining your degree and are certified to represent someone. I have complete faith!
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@Nevaeh_Summers That's literally like 60% of it, I think? Which is more than half. So you are in capable hands!
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@orangegarnished Fashion sense looks top notch. What more do I need in a a lawyer?
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@orangegarnished With an awesome outfit like that the only possibility is...
GIF
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You got a pana in me
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Made you look ✨️
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It's Halloween costume tiiiime 🤔💭
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It's giving captain 🫡
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Peep the progress. 🥰💪 Beauty and beast.
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