oikawa watches devil wears prada one (1) time in high school and starts arriving to morning practice like miranda, dramatically throwing his bag and coat on the benches. it drives everyone insane.
i don't think ive spent enough time personally thinking about the fact that the entire "oikawa tooru is a pretty silly guy, but there came a time where he wasn't smiling" sequence was narrated by iwaizumi hajime
never forgetting that oikawa's camera roll is a selfie, a sunset, a slew of photos of his beloved nephew who does not respect him, and also photographic evidence of him being the pettiest and least mature boy in miyagi
canon oikawa: guys im sorry im too sick to be on the court today
canon makki: but we're against karasuno!! we need you
oikawa: we need to send Him in.
*madonna's vogue starts playing in the distance*
makki: no, not him...
fanon oikawa: yahoo my servants!!! ✨💅💄✨💋