
@LocustAutoX @thedoogfather my company did this to me with my pat leave last wake, please tell me I can nuke them into oblivion lol
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manager confirmed the email goes out this week. what a fun, gentle, low-stress start to paternity leave.


was just tipped off that my company is planning *another* round of layoffs… …scheduled for my wife’s due date. my feet are planted firmly on the desk for the next 3 weeks.


Preliminary U.S. births data for January 2026 is out (CDC Wonder). Total births (states plus DC): 289,085, down 4.81% year-over-year. Births to Black women down 9.43%.



