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@dmnextdoor that young hoes tweet

Just deep fried my turkey and my house blew up ?

why is Morley’s shut tho i know bossman isn’t celebrating christmas ..?

@lyfeOfRaz @Silverxsx I couldn’t risk it 😕

@orcalover444 @Silverxsx fell for interactionbait my goats washed

Say hi to Spongebob or have a terrible 2026 😀

@lyfeOfRaz @Silverxsx ?

@orcalover444 @Silverxsx

smiled at a girl and she didn’t smile back kmt ur butters anyway

@urlocalarab_ yeah I mean both works

@orcalover444 I’d rather sell coke tbh

guys if u need to make money at uni volunteer for any studies u can find it’s so fun and u get paid for it

@dmnextdoor I could treat u so good …

unless…

we need 2020 woke back

What the fuck sort of timeline are we living in rn

@dmnextdoor no ur right

@orcalover444 U can never be too strict

sometimes I see what other ppls bfs are up to and i think maybe im too strict on mine

@teIIyafriends Insomniac meth head I mean yeah it checks

@orcalover444 Hey dat me

my upstairs neighbour is comparable to shaytan himself

“uk is bad vibes” no u just live in London

@rsgtara happy belated birthday sweetie pie 🥰

that new ice spice spongebob song might genuinely be the worst thing I’ve heard in my entire life

“ur hoe goin” where ?

@mentallystabl3 literally

@orcalover444 They’re so performative pmo

gave my seat up on the train for this lady and then this guy tried to give his seat up for me.. now we’re both standing here bc if u wanted to have ur hero moment why didn’t u get up for the old lady?