Dan (from Steely Dan)

Alex Trebek is a god damn national treasure #Jeopardy

Rate my Detroit pizza

“Heretic” in 3D was just Hugh Grant tilting a candlestick toward the audience and saying “Isn’t THAT grand!?” over and over

Highway rescue workers worst nightmare windows

Dude. #jeopardy

I’ll be watching men getting attacked by Canada geese videos until I can process reality again

Why would I vote for a woman when there is a perfectly good ancient white rapist right there?

I had to make my own sticker

All set for the Halloween tonight

David Gray consistently makes music that would not seem out of place in an episode of E.R. from 2004

It’s literally this easy @alwayssunny

Breaking up with my girlfriend for talking over the “clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, whoo!” part in “Kissing the Lipless”

@esjesjesj This comment haunts me

This show literally doesn’t exist. It has no episodes and never will have any. It’s entirely a scam

This use of improper grammar in Absolute Batman #1 really ruined the experience for me 0/10

@MrsBevelynW You literally busted up this woman’s wrist for trying to to help save lives dumb ass

Biden/Harris administration has made my husband a single father today. I am on my way to turn myself into federal prison where I am scheduled to serve three years in federal prison for unlawful assembly. Share this and make mothers and fathers of this nation aware of what's going on! Reach my husband here: @MrRickeyVictory

@chansoo @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit Will do!

@orencamera @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit 2024 is not over just yet. Come back when final numbers are in!

Inevitable. And unsurprising for this trash heap of a website. @bestofdyingtwit

@chansoo @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit You are posting the figures from 2023, I am posting statistics from 2024 (the year it is currently). You can see in my post that Tesla’s sales have declined drastically. It is not a “pick up truck” segment. You seem very confused and really committed to your incorrect info

@orencamera @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit that's a pick up truck segment not a passenger car Dan! you gotta really wake up man

@chansoo @carlquintanilla @bestofdyingtwit

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Billy Bragg last night oh my god

Am I nuts or is this the AI tiktok voice that everyone uses on a shady prescription commercial?