Thank you for the Daves

@TheCiderShedPod It’s usually wankerous small hotel owners on #fourinabed I end up ranting at, but this moronic holier than thou twat that can’t tell the truth about not wanting a budgie, is seriously making me question my sanity. CBeebies respects their audience more than this.

@Keir_Starmer Okay, now for all the others antisemites

Kanye West should never have been invited to headline Wireless. This government stands firmly with the Jewish community, and we will not stop in our fight to confront and defeat the poison of antisemitism. We will always take the action necessary to protect the public and uphold our values.

@MelparkerMel Screaming into the air with the Snells, just tell the fucking truth!

Most embarrassed...youngest daughter home for Easter...heard that....looking at me with judgement in her eyes..#thearchers

@lcfcjoss Is he meant to teach them how to defend a set piece as well ?

The fact we employ a set piece coach is hilarious

@XMartinsMusicX Blue Lines, just

As it’s coming up to the 35th anniversary of their debut Album … Massive Attack Blue Lines or Mezzanine? 🤔

@LCFC When is it ever the result ? We’re absolutely shit this season

Not the result we were after today, but thank you to those who made their way to Hillsborough 💙

@LCFC At least you’ve fucking realised

We're in play, come on lads! 💪 #SHWLEI

@LCFC Citeh is Man City

Out come teams... come on, Citeh! 💥 #SHWLEI

@LCFC You absolute shower of fucking shite. 40 fucking games this season and you still cannot defend

Your XI and subs for #SHWLEI 🦊

@JeanHatchet Looks like Citizen Smith

Seven arrested for supporting Palestine Action outside a US Air base at Lakenheath in Suffolk. Look at these clowns. Iran isn’t Palestine. Get a new scarf and brolly you absolute pancakes.

@itaintwhywhywhy With you on Muse, Queen were one of my late Dad’s favourites, every car journey we went on we listened to them, I was too young to understand the apartheid and politics behind Sun City, still like them now.

As a child of 70s punk, I have softened over the years to many bands I point blank refused to listen to (Led Zep, Pink Floyd and other rock god behemoths) Apart from Queen. I've always fucking hated Queen and always will until my dying day. And MUSE can fuck right off as well.

@LCFCshitposting @FilbertStreet_ And Sheffield Wednesday are struggling too!

@wizzo3333 I thought Robbie Fowler was excellent yesterday as a pundit with Joe Hart

Why o why do we have this has been on our games

@TheCiderShedPod Still don’t get the Lynda thing. She messed up in agreeing to pay players, yet now she’s being a twat about the pitch, I don’t understand it at all.

Brian thinks buying lunch for Miranda with smooth over his lying. Pat thinks toy cows will sort Tony’s Angus angst. They’re all mad in this village. #TheArchers

@MrNickKnowles Having lunch with my wife who is a pet sitter, she’s has 3 hours between bookings and has been working since 6.30am, then she’s back out again 3pm for the evening stint. She is a bloody brilliant human being.

Happy Easter to all the military, police, Fire service, NHS and coastguard - and prison staff - and in fact everyone who has to work through the Easter bank holiday to serve their community or earn a crust for their family

Wishing everyone a very happy Easter 🐣

@wendy1704 Michael Oliverpool

Notice that Michael Oliver has already decided who he's favouring today. Breaking news... it ain't us.

@MoyesB0y @Readzswfc06

@Readzswfc06 Hope you followed him home and raped him

Pussyman dan drinks alone in spoons

@JackRaff Yes

Is it too far into his City career for me to repitch my Rhythm is a Dancer Patson Daka chant? We’ve got Patson Daka, Zambian attacker. He scores goals from everywhere! 🎶

@XtraLeicester Well he delivered for once, fuck all else did

Daka give us SOMETHING It’s now or never