HERBERTZ UTD

That's the cheapest DNA test I've taken to confirm if he's my biological son😁

@afcbournemouth Pink blinders🤣

Friday night, under the lights. A box-office attraction 🍿

My customers l have arrived at the mosque, tell me your shoe sizes. I have a lot of stock here🤣

@Gift1322484 Congratulations

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@TheRealAssasn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@originalherbert 🤣🤣🤣deadest

Imam: This iddi we planned to circumcise those who normally come to eat our rice and go back. Me: let me come back🤣🤣

@TheRealAssasn Ooh

@originalherbert Yesterday he had a press briefing.

Is Benjamin Netanyahu AKA Bibi still alive or dead? The dead are not dead, discuss.

How to eat free food today.... Attend Eid prayers. Don’t rush home. Follow the crowd. Greet everyone like a politician “Eid Mubarak my people!” Volunteer to help serve food. Deliver plates… slowly.

Today I wanted to talk about those very religious girls who give anal because they're preserving their "virginity" for their future husbands but that is a rabbit hole too deep to dive in.😆

@TheRealAssasn You guy

A wise Moslem should remember that Easter is near

@TheRealAssasn What are those circles highlighting

Those saying this is AI must be out of their minds. At this point it's not Mossad in charge but Sayeret Matkal. Bibi is not dead, "allegedly"🤪

@dark_handl3 Eeeh

Use this incase your stomach gets full goal is to eat paka Kesho

@Meshackhh @MunahLucky @Esau_Matsiko @kingFahad_17 Turiiwa

Happy Eid Mubarak to y'all my Muslim friends. Don't forget me to invite me 🥰🙈

Asalaam alaykum warahmatullah wabarakatuh ♥️ Eid mubarak☪️ to all our moslem brothers and sisters out there #EidFitr Good morning dear friends 🌞😊

@DaveAnnBuster1 @AmanyaSamantha Amen

@originalherbert @AmanyaSamantha Good luck and you'll do great.

I passed the bar on 1st attempt!!!!.

@AgumenaitweAst2 Nvaako🤣

@originalherbert Are you sure you're aren't a Catholic 😂

But aren't you a Christian? Me:👇👇🤣

@vayolentsparrow Yeee

@originalherbert 😂

Tuliwa awatuffu🤣