The Original John Harris

Thanks to @ChiMarathon for rejecting my deferral for this weekends race because I “wasn’t made redundant long again enough” I made the application a coupon of months ago, and apparently I needed to have been made redundant for longer. What? Solid loss of £200+

@PUMARunning £260 - worn once. What happens here?

Have tweeted in a while, but WTF is this on #thehundred?

@FlintTownFC alright guys, can I buy tickets on the gate today? #uptheboys

@LiveFootballTix I have not received my tickets for the Liverpool game tonight yet. And have a long drive to the game. What’s happening?

@piersmorgan Good grief. They’ve made her look like Orvil.

This new statue of the late, great Queen is diabolical. 🙈

@UKALK1 @harrietmcgrath @BTOGORG @RuthStraussFdn @BelfastICC Put her on the stage! This is awesome!

@harrietmcgrath @BTOGORG @RuthStraussFdn @BelfastICC Huge congratulations. I hope you celebrate tonight 🍾🥂

And folks, that’s it. Balham to @BTOGORG completed. 359.9km, 2652m elevation and a whole lot of wind! A great practice run before the actual show: London to Lahti in Finland this May. All to raise money for @RuthStraussFdn in memory of my Dad, Simon. Fundraising link in bio ❤️

@LondonMarathon how do I nominate someone to collect my bib at the expo?

Ihor Verys finished loop five of the #BM100 in 58:44:59.

A mass loop two finish as John Kelly, Jasmin Paris, Damian Hall, Sebastien Raichon, and Ihor Verys come in at 19:27:49, 51, 52, 53, 54. #BM100

Overheard: “This race would be a lot more fun without the physical discomfort.” #BM100

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@footballtweet How is he fat and skinny at the same time?

🗣️ Raheem Sterling: "My Mum is a proper warrior. She knows how to make it in this world. She’s probably the most streetwise person I know. She sat me down one day, and she said, “Look, I love you. But I don’t feel you should go to Arsenal.” I said, “Ehhhh?” She said, “If you go there, there’s going to be 50 players who are just as good as you. You’ll just be a number. You need to go somewhere where you can work your way up.” She convinced me to go to QPR, and it was probably the best decision I ever made. At QPR, they didn’t let me slip up. But it was quite hard for my family because my mum would never let me go to training alone. And she always had to work, so my sister would have to take me all the way out to Heathrow. Three buses. The 18 to the 182 to the 140. We’d leave at 3:15 and get home at 11 p.m. Every. Single. Day. She’d sit upstairs in the little cafe and chill until I was done with training. Imagine being 17 years old and doing that for your little brother. And I never once heard her say, “Nah, I don’t wanna take him.” At the time, I didn’t understand how much she was sacrificing. She and my mum got me here. My whole family played a massive part in my life. Without them, you wouldn’t even know me." ✍️ @TPTFootball

One of the worst stoppages in UFC history. All time referee failure. #ufc295

@mrjakehumphrey 2003 by the looks of things

Where am I??

@MarkWCostin @izzywestbury Oh my word. I am immediately a fan!

@izzywestbury Frances been in your wardrobe @originaljohnh ??

Frances Tiafoe’s outfits are such a vibe 👌🏼 #usopen

@InternetH0F Pogba

name the artist

@matthew21051494 @footballtweet 2 questions. 1 - why not? 2 - would you like some basic maths tutoring?

@footballtweet if i was a celtic fan to be honest, i wouldnt count that as a win

This is football heritage. 🤌

@footballtweet Underfed

🚨 Describe Bruno Fernandes in ONE word? 🤔👇