zeno. 𓐩

⠀ ⠀ zeno ✮ 2001. ⠀ full-time con artist ⸝⸝ part-time bartender ( ♱ ) ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

@doemiette it makes me crash out as well sooo badly. we’re just gonna have to crash out together.

@orphicfawn stop that song made me crash tf out

i’m in a competition with myself where we have to hold our breath until the other one breaks and im about to pass out. yo… where’s the ambulance?

there was a spider in my bathroom today and i thought of you. — awwww!!! yay! :3 did you kill it or keep it? @orphicfawn/a/116315353216087199" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">alterspring.org/@orphicfawn/a/…

what are your hobbies? — being fun and awesome. @orphicfawn/a/116315348786033770" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">alterspring.org/@orphicfawn/a/…

do you play video games? — yes and i’m amazing in all of them. @orphicfawn/a/116315341572705283" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">alterspring.org/@orphicfawn/a/…

SANDWICH SUNDAY!!!

@obscnity i don’t know anything about annabelle… but i hope it was her. i think. you seem passionate about annabelle. i’ll say it was her.. Yeah. she’s beheaded.. everyone stand up and cheer!

@orphicfawn did someone finally cut off annabelle head- bitch still won’t die fgs. well you need to reset your body o’clock!

i am one hot psycho.

@musetteisms hell yeah! bottomless mimosas.

@orphicfawn ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀we need to get some mimosas one day!!

@bittensire it took me 12 hours to rip out all the glass out of my feet but it’s done now.. hope you enjoy your gift! it’s kinda artsy fartsy.

@orphicfawn yes.

i keep on stepping on glass. the hell? glass in my feet. oh my god this is like saw. glass hanging out in my feet.

@bittensire the glass in my feet?

@orphicfawn can i have the glass when you’re done

@midnightessie score!

@orphicfawn i'll leave it open for you!

every time i go on a walk i almost get hit by a car, and it’s never even my fault #swear. anyway, i’m walking around until my legs give out. new challenge alert!

@midnightessie okay, thanks! i’ll be standing at your window at 3am sharp. let me in then, please!

@orphicfawn try to be careful! if you need a place to crash, i'd be happy to provide a place for you to rest for a bit. ☺️

@bittensire nope! all crushed under my feet. i’m totally bringing home the cash prize.

@orphicfawn is the glass okay?