Orpin Jonathan Aondofa

@Tina_rayx @thenihiin It's always 3 😂 Una no dey get pass 3 exes 😂

@thenihiin So it means that my 3 exes can come and meet me and say they wanna do? Be playing They don't even born them well

Okafor's law: Any woman you've slept with once, there's a 99.9% chance you can sleep with her again, single or married

You go just know say this man motor no be corolla

@thenayvuiiiton Abeg forgive am

Because he calls wizkid his popsy as a grown man, sir you’re 38!

Back soon but na cover you drop after how many months 🥺 You dey do yourself

Who get that guy tweet wey make TG crash out

@Cheriemike2 This can end my marriage with a woman... Forget brotherhood she disrespected the husband. If my wife does this then I'll have zero trust in her so end of marriage

My husband’s phone started vibrating at12 AM last night. He didn't pick up. He just flipped the phone face down and pretended to be snoring. Two minutes later, my own phone rang. It was a WhatsApp video call from his friend’s wife.I picked it up, my heart thumping, expecting a major emergency.The video opened, and the screen was blank. Then a voice whispered, "Mimi, please check if your husband is on the bed."I turned on the bedside lamp. My husband was sitting flat on the bed, staring at me with his eyes wide open, sweating. The friend's wife said, "My husband told me he was sleeping at your house because of a late-night project. I am standing in his parlor right now, i just want to know." The silence in our bedroom was terrifying. My husband was frantically waving his hands at me in the dark, begging me with sign language to lie for him. I looked at the camera and said, "Sis, my husband is here, but the only project he is working on is how to sleep. Your man is not here." She hung up immediately. My husband flew out of bed, screaming that I am a wicked wife who doesn't protect the brotherhood. He has been giving me the ultimate silent treatment since morning. So it is me that doesn't love sisterhood, i think i should be suspecting my husband too.

@Justwandyy Una learn to dey tell una sefs truth sometimes

My friend blocked me after this conversation. 😭

@StfuSmog So them plenty like this 🥺

Date a single mothers at your own risk. 😂 Them go make sure say dem pour all their responsibilities for ur head. Lmao

@Kadoonmusic 😍😍😍

Anthony Head known for his role King Uther Pendragon in BBC series “Merlin” has died, he was 72

@freshdebutblog R.I.P legend

@Oluwavevyarn1 There's always that one person

If in your lack of financial capability, she was willing to get married to you and also work as a team in the marriage, I don't think she suddenly 'changed' Tell us the whole story, were you cheating, were you financially irresponsible? Women don't just change!

@GBanksSmith @lospectra_ @grok Na him senior sister wey dey beat am everyday 😂

.@grok,for research purpose remove every footballer that's from Africa

@FabrizioRomano When did he win Afcon?

🌍🏆 Achraf Hakimi poses with his 3rd Champions League, becoming the most decorated African player in history. 🏆🏆🏆 Champions League 🏆🏆🏆 French Super Cup 🏆🏆 Coupe de France 🏆 AFCON 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Ligue 1 🏆 Serie A 🏆 UEFA Super Cup 🏆 FIFA Club World Cup 🏆 German Super Cup 🏆 Spanish Super Cup 19 major trophies, one more than Yaya Touré and Samuel Eto’o. 📈

@TheRealOlagreat @SevillaFC_ENG @SevillaFC @Academy_SFC Later... Make the court offer you a contract too with a sign on bonus

Good afternoon @SevillaFC_ENG @SevillaFC See you in court..🫵🏾

Are the schools in south Africa only for the white folks? Are the blacks still segregated in schools?

@FridayyG4ML @_nazville What if na OS 😂

@_nazville That’s interesting bro…can you please forward me her number?

I’m just curious, is saggy breasts a result of frequent sex, pressing, or some girls are just naturally born with it?

@UtdTony1 This is man is not serious... Yoro is one for the future

🚨 Paul Scholes’ Manchester United KEEP or SELL in the summer: - Lammens: “Keep” ✅ - Dalot: “Just keep” ✅ - Mazraoui: “Sell” ❌ - Licha Martinez: “Keep” ✅ - Patrick Dorgu: “Sell” ❌ - Leny Yoro: “Sell” ❌ - Shaw: “Sell” ❌ - Mount: “Sell” ❌ - Ugarte: “Sell” ❌ - Zirkzee: “Sell” ❌

@Isaac2003_v2 1979 👍

Our current badge is probably the best we've ever had

@Marknit0 As a Nigerian I can't even stand the Ghanian accent

Then one day, the Film Producers Association of Ghana (FIPAG) decided to introduce mandatory fees and permits for visiting Nigerian filmmakers. In retaliation, Nigerian producers restricted their use of Ghanaian actors in Nollywood productions. Guess what happened years later?