Mark Orwoll

Certain habits of these otherwise fine, upstanding countries will either kill you, gross you out, or simply leave you frustrated. I know. I've been there. But does anyone ever listen to me? markorwoll.substack.com/p/stop-it-just…?

My Biometric Brain Scan Chose My Next Travel Destinations As a rule, I generally don’t trust my brain to make good decisions, but the thought-wave travel test I took was actually pretty accurate. Except for the hit men... markorwoll.substack.com/p/my-biometric…

Hot Springs, Arkansas, Where Hoodlums and Heated Water Made History. #hotspringsarkansas @highbrowmagazine highbrowmagazine.com/26388-hot-spri…

The cheese squeaks, the goats roam the roofs, and the cherries are (literally) intoxicating. That's Door County. Come with me, won't you? Or you can stay home in your PJ's and read all about it... markorwoll.substack.com/p/is-it-the-ch…

The Rest of the World Allows Chowderheads. Why Can’t We? Death-inducing activities abound everywhere. Just not in America markorwoll.substack.com/p/the-rest-of-…

The Great Snail Heist and Its Lasting Impact on Travel. Read All About It! Mark Orwoll Is at It Again! markorwoll.substack.com/p/dateline-fra…

The Reluctant War Correspondent- When the Missiles Began to Fall. amazon.com/gp/product/B0G…

A Destination Wedding? Seriously?! What Did I Ever Do to You? Mark Orwoll Is at It Again! markorwoll.substack.com/p/a-destinatio…

markorwoll.substack.com/p/good-advice-… ​Orwoll: Devil's Pool "You'll do something stupid and die," Kathy said. She's usually right. Nonetheless, I drove to Victoria Falls. Mark Orwoll Is at It Again!

Here's how I finally got home to New York after evacuating to Egypt from Israel when the bombing started. It wasn't pretty, but it was effective. markorwoll.substack.com/p/special-isra…

The bombs dropped while I was eating egg salad and toast. markorwoll.substack.com/p/special-isra…

Get a swat, take It like a man. When I came home that day with welts the same shape as Mr. Edwards's paddle, I showed my Dad, expecting sympathy. "Well, I guess you won't screw up like THAT again." So of course, I DID. Here's how it happened: markorwoll.substack.com/p/corporal-pun…

@RyanBea64600306 @naftalibennett @DineshDSouza Even the U.S. Embassy in Tel Aviv said Carlson was not harassed (i.e., Carlson was lying).

Tucker Carlson’s our guy, he’s an American Patriot. He speaks on behalf of the American people, you don’t. The American people are sick and tired of funding and partnering with the nation-state of Israel. We’re tired of paying for the genocide of the Palestinian people, we’re tired of fighting your wars, and we’re tired of your meddling in our affairs altogether. God bless Tucker Carlson. 🇺🇸

Tucker Carlson is a chickenshit. The guy who’s been spouting lies about Israel for the past two years, landed today at Ben Gurion airport, took a quick picture in the logistics zone, tweeted it to pretend he’s actually IN Israel (so he can later claim that he’s a serious reporter who toured Israel), didn’t even step foot in country, then made up a story that he’s being supposedly harassed by our security (didn’t happen), whined about it, got back into the private jet and flew off. Next time he talks about Israel as if he’s some expert, just remember this guy is a phony!

New York's mayor said Central Park's horse carriages are inhumane. Well, I've got some alternatives up my sleeve. Mark Orwoll Is at It Again! markorwoll.substack.com/p/a-horse-a-ho…

Six free London museums in eight hours?! Enjoy jars full of pickled moles, vintage "lunatic restraints," octopus eyes, Napoleon's toothbrush, ornate 19th-century enema syringes, and other rarities. I have an itinerary for you! Mark Orwoll is at It Again. #media-d47eecbe-f77a-4b4f-9392-af6f9b6dc1be" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">markorwoll.substack.com/p/join-me-on-t…

Three Peruvian bananas made me a better traveler. Well, a more fearful one. It also led to my research into Nigerian noodle smugglers. No, I'm not on an acid trip. It's just that Mark Orwoll is at it again.... markorwoll.substack.com/p/leave-the-mi…

Not all hotel name changes rank high on the Orwoll Smart Meter. Here's my investigation into why some names succeed and others fall flat (I'm looking at you, Air Travel Hotel!). markorwoll.substack.com/p/whats-in-a-h…

@chess_feed There's no conclusive evidence that this match ever occurred, let alone the availability of a move-by-move breakdown. Shouldn't a site called Chess Feed vet their posts and give us a link to the substantiating evidence?

Albert Einstein vs. Robert Oppenheimer | Princeton, USA (1933) #chess #chessfeed

The famous fire pits on California's beaches almost went extinct in 2013?! True! But the ghosts of Gidget and Moondoggie saved the day against Thurston and Lovey Howell III. My latest column for Mark Orwoll Is at It Again! #media-e4c54362-e08a-4dfd-abdd-eae882080fc3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">markorwoll.substack.com/p/frankie-and-…

In my quest to become a film reviewer, I erred in watching "Night Patrol." I wrote that the movie was ''cinematic sewage" and "a steaming shipload of senselessness." My favorite part was the closing credits. Here's my review for Highbrow Magazine. highbrowmagazine.com/26087-night-pa…