Orzulth

@HowThingsWork_ Sure. As if that would fit in one can after mixing, drying, and "slicing". That one tube held enough to make 4 cans worth of Pringles...

What's actually inside Pringles.

@Nerdcognito There are only 2 Commandments to D&D. 1. The DM is always right. 2. In the rare occasion that the DM is wrong, refer to Commandment #1.

What are we adding as number eleven?

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@jayroo69 @0hour1 This picture is doctored. That was a joint, not a thermometer.

@0hour1 PRAY FOR ME

Please pray for my brother @jayroo69 he got the huntavirus on our cruise ship after eating a cupcake with rat poop on it. I’m literally shaking as I write this post.

@memeslich Give an immediate roll to see if anyone heard them. If they "spoke the incantation quietly to avoid detection," roll to see if the spell fizzles or perhaps slip in a little wild magic shenanigans. In a world of magic, nothing is impossible. The question is how probable it is.

In Dungeons & Dragons, should casting a spell with verbal components immediately reveal a hidden character?

@mask_bastard An orphanage

what do you call a group of goths?

@coffee_anytime No. She's done too much harm to just let her get away with it now. Public Executions are a must...

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@w_terrence At this point, I kinda wish they would. It's long past time we put them back in their place...

"We are ready for a Civil War against MAGA. Maga won't know what hit them!" This woman says everyone on the left is ready to go to war with Trump Supporters

@Nerdcognito The amount of helium required to lift a Tarrasque is unlikely to exist on the planet. This means it's either filled with Air Elementals, or Hydrogen. I cast Fireball...

Dungeon Masters don't directly tell their players when they fuck up, but there are clues.

@Ncapthepoet @SpillTheMemes Fun Fact: Pain and itch sensations both use the same nerve pathways. Thus, your brain can only process one at a time. This is why the lighter "trick" works, the pain caused by superficial surface burning in the area of itch overrides the itch signals to the brain.

@SpillTheMemes Hot lighter tip works too. (Not medical advice)

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@frothyfriar I don't see a sign for a Flea Market, so I didn't realize there was a buffet.

@orzulth Skip the buffet

I'm doing karate laundry this weekend...how about you?

@RagingKuJo1222 Are you sure he's walkin' home? Betsy is pretty accurate, and bro doesn't seem like the type to leave his kills squirming.

There’s two types of gun owners. One flexes all his expensive gear. The other just showed up with Betsy. Now the gear guy’s walking home. 😂

@VilanceD @RAWigger "Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that."

@RAWigger Complete the scene...

@sigmaomega87 @teameffujoe @adamemedia1 What? Does truth hurt your sensibilities? No, they are subhuman scum that needs to be cleaned off the planet.

@teameffujoe @adamemedia1 Do you even hear yourself? They aren't human?

“We’re raping and eating children and we’re looting all your wealth from under your nose but hey! Look! A shape in the sky!” 🤦🏻‍♂️

@teameffujoe @adamemedia1 Agreed

@adamemedia1 They are Muslims. Any Muslim death counts as a win for humanity.

@medlmn36 @hourly_shitpost Because nearly all Sith started as Jedi.

@hourly_shitpost I might be crazy but why did the lightsaber started blue and imediatly turn red?

@Headshok1962 N

What is it?

@4thOfJuly365 They always have

Someone replied to my wife's comment with that top comment. I reported it and X came back that it didn't violate "their" rules. Do Democrats have special privileges on X?

Whut?