Oliver Schaus

@0xabad1dea she was pediatric psych, and transport workers kept showing up to complete one or another transfer order to the OR/OB/oncology.

@0xabad1dea When we rolled out a hospital's new EMR a poor girl with the last name 'Test' had all kinds of exotic drugs ordered for her. :/

It's an almost insurmountable challenge to tease out any small impacts of vitamin supplements. 53eig.ht/1usiVCc

If citizens of Ferguson want rights they should form a corporation.

Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels

@AlaskaAir I can appreciate the lack of obligation to help me given the locus of control but I'd hoped for an attempt to reroute at least :/

@AlaskaAir, re delay making me 24H late to Seoul: "It's an ATC delay, so we don't have to do anything." Extraordinarily disappointing.

Verifying myself: My Bitcoin username is +oschaus. onename.io/oschaus #bitcoin

Sprayed a spider with Axe body spray to kill it but now his name is Chad and he is banging all the girl spiders. My house is infested.

So runners are bad people.

Listen up: "Portland Health Plan Brings Mobile Grocery Trolley to Clinics" via @OPBNews ohsu.info/t7tf

Live from Sasquatch!

at the Sasquatch Main Stage with Foster the People!

When you spend the afternoon burping because you let the RT test APRV vent settings on you #justicunursethings

@KaylaAlbrecht "@OHSUNews: Next Monday, an event spotlighting trends & research on nutrition and women's health. ohsu.info/s5BG"

“You were fantastic in Hamlet. You should go to America, you’ll be a star.” pic.twitter.com/YXJ1e7ZUFJ

@qikipedia Next time J Clarkson is on, please swap usual wrong answer sound with him saying "Hammond you idiot" to make a Jeremy Klaxon.

@snopes "REAL VIRUS" - it may be real but it's certainly not a virus..

AAAAHHH OH GOD WHY #thewalkingdead