CEEDO MAHREZ 🥶

Day 7 of looking for efootball mutuals

FUCKING HELL MAN!!! bro i don tire fr. this is absolute fucking BS. why tf did konami introduce this fucking disease into the damn fucking game ??? every game i feel like i’m one second away from smashing my phone as hard as i can. i can’t fucking move in this game!!! every pass is intercepted, every shot is blocked. and WTF is that auto clearance bullshit???? why does it clear very single ball as soon as it is within 2 meters from the defender???? bro these defenders will literally make the most acrobatic sliding tackle automatically, like ZERO effort from the opponent, just hold pressure and inshallah, that’s fucking BS!!! bruh i can’t dribble past these defenders because even Albert Ferrer has 99 physical contact with Smart Assist turned on. and oh fuck don’t get me started about trying to defend against someone using Smart Assist!!!!! El-Hadhi Diouf will be moving like prime Neymar with that shit turned on, like wtf is even that?? your defenders lose all composure all of a sudden and jsut make the most random errors. and OH FUCK do you dare to make a mistake in your 18 yard box, you’re fucked. all the opponent has to do it tap the shoot button and Smart Assist will automatically make that the best placed shot into the top corner with a wicked stunning shot that loads in 0.001 seconds, i pity your GK. you can’t even dream about nosing the midfield because your players start feeling heavy and every pass is read, the funniest part is that trying to intercept the opponent’s passes feels like you’re trying to talk to a nigerian woman without money, impossible. i’ve had enough of the fucking bullshit, I’M DONE. FUCK YOU KONAMI. FUCK YOU EFOOTBALL FUCK EVERYONE WHO USES SMART ASSIST. FUCK EVEY SMART ASSIST APOLOGIST. AND FUCK YOU GUIRASSY!!!!

Us to all the Chelsea fans in the comments

Efootball 101.