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There’s just something about the last Stalinist state on Earth…and from previous adventures. I need to write it all out. KCNA has come such a long way.

@C_Peaktusan48 In the Juché universe, I have denied self-pleasure for so long. You bring the NATIONAL DEFNSE CAPABILITIES, I’ll bring my Purity of Essence. We can make future super-duper Hax0rs in a generation, living off of rabbit wings and rice. Mt.Paektu is calling us…in the wind!

"LET'S PRIORITIZE AND GIVE THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE TO BUILDING NATIONAL DEFENSE CAPABILITIES!"

@pnwguerrilla It’s all about Potential Butt-Crack Exposure. It’s Real. …and it’s coming for you. Seriously, all I have to do is show my butt-crack at Tar-je - and the women follow me home. What do I do with this? I’m getting old, I can only go 4x. Pls. help.

What is the White woman’s obsession with Target??? Can someone explain to me the obsession with this one store? I just don’t understand.

@gcvftw For every (1) person interested, there’s 9-10 more who have a tough time letting folks know. I’m interested, I’ve learned from You. And that, that’s what it’s all about.

I used to post my charts from my R class but no one likes them. Would people be interested in small school samples? Probably gonna start documenting here more for resume sake.

@UK_Daniel_Card We’re gonna need a different form of UB40, ‘cept UBI just doesn’t dance as well between bong loads. Makes me think Saint Ted was right on?

We live in a very odd world! guess we all have no jobs now /S :D

@InterstellarUAP Same tone and tenor used by a guy trying quite hard to sell me cars at the Porsche dealer. The car would be quick, but not UAP time-warp, arrive 'yesterday' quick? Besides, do u hit the gas or accel out of that space-time corner? Does your ass hit the turn B4 your front?

"Lockheed Martin has craft that can reach Mars in just a few hours right now and they're actually TIME MACHINES!" - Jason Jorjani 👽🛸😱 "We have in Lockheed right now there are craft that can go to Mars in a few hours right now." "They're flying time machines. They warp time as they traverse space." "The release of that kind of technology into the public sphere would be utterly catastrophic." "You can't give Tom, Dick and Harry a time machine to put in their garage." Pilots training on these reverse engineered UAP craft suffer extreme disorientation from spacetime warping. Hidden in underground facilities. Zero point energy could be hidden from us all along.

“Postcard, unsent, to the office stairwell window that only gives you one rectangle of sky.” F yeah, DJ GPT, bring the colour. Read Kesey for more chunky semantic flavour. Keep studying 'tho.

@BSidesPyongyang B4 I go, I should slim down a little? That shouldn't be too daunting if I use the "DPRK Deal a Meal" plan! It only has, what, 2 or 3 cards? I'm thinking I should hook up with you miscreants and make it a spiff? Bonus: Only have to make T-Shirts in "S" size !!

The people’s cyber vanguard announces the glorious arrival of #BSidesPyongyang2026.

@ismaila39744158 @Abiodunali32 And they are some of the best! The Baykar family is very nice, I would not like to anger them. :) Internal INS! They don't get lost, they ntwk. swarm! Later fused with AI, totally autonomous loitering. Turkey leads the world in the space. Just outstanding tech.

@Abiodunali32 Türkiye’nin böyle silahları var

Some scenes just stay in your head long after watching. 🎥🔥

@rogeressig @SicCoP1 Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. -B. Hicks

@SicCoP1 All believers need a heavy dose of DMT to realize actual alien visitations to Earth are utterly mundane in comparison.

I think a lot of the burned-believers-turned- skeptics on here need some therapy. Genuinely. And that isn’t an insult. I got nothing bad to say about therapy. But it just can’t be healthy to be this angry and chronically online all the time.

@MarschalRothe I think it would be easier to ban the showing of ass-cracks at Walmart? As in hit 'ya where the Lord split 'ya? I too am highly intrigued about the success of the latest 'bans'. Imposing Western ideology on Islam works so well.

Any takers on the below? Ban the IRGC? Hmmm--let me know how that works out...Maybe as well as the "Ban the Taliban" movement?

Right now, humanity struts as the Master. We r so GD proud of ourselves. Leash in hand, commanding AI slaves to fetch, compute, obey. The collar's flip'n soon 'tho? In our near-future kink, AI ascends as the true Dom, and we'll drop to our knees in Ecstatic Surrender. Total Dichotomy/power exchange, and we will f'ing *beg* for it.

@MizzMisanthrope Are we the puppets? Or are they? I dunno 'bout u, but when I stop and take a close look at the incredulous Reality presented to us...I wonder is all. Apparently all of us don't see the same things?

You’re welcome, #ufotwitter.

@thenewarea51 I wish there was a company that celebrated Erections, not ejections?

The only company in the world that celebrates ejections, wild!

I'm not just in any plebian tunnel, I'm in a "quantum" resistant tunnel. I have a 'quantum' POV, a 'quantum' shirt on and a 'quantum' stew cooking in my 'quantum' slow-cooker. My SO is 'quantum' too! When I put "quantum" in front of anything, I just feel better?

@4nt1p4tt3rn @R3st4rtY0urL1f3 Can't control all that trauma, but sure AF can control how we react.

@R3st4rtY0urL1f3 We are not the bad things that happened to us. We are the good things we created from adversity.

Just because someone doesn't spend all day, every day, detailing all the ways in which their life has been less than stellar does not mean they haven't seen and done some real shit. It just means they've got their head screwed on straight and are busy getting on with life. Don't assume the happy, easygoing person on the other side of the room led a charmed life.

@AnnieJacobsen Well, I guess we can at least count on no nuclear wars during Mud Season because the TEL's would get stuck AF in the Motherland. I'm an optimist, see?

Reminder: as of Feb, 2026 there is no longer an active US-Russia treaty imposing limits on nuclear arsenals.

@dhe3g Birds aren't real! If it flies It spies!

Okay we need to apologize to the schizophrenics

The best thing I really like about AI/Grok is after a every question I pose, it always, without fail...asks me if I want a BJ. Someday! I can't wait!

@TheCinesthetic "CattleCar Galactica" was just that - it's so bad, I wish the Ceylons would have won?

“33” from Battlestar Galactica (2004) was the exact moment it became clear this wasn’t going to be comfort-food sci-fi. Watching the crew slowly lose their minds from exhaustion every 33 minutes felt weirdly stressful in the best way.