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The catalans send their regards

monitoring the situation

@yeh0shua_ 😭😭😂😂

she makes music for secondary school teachers who are always pregnant for no reason

@City_Xtra @MailSport ill miss this crazy bald guy🥺🥺

MAJOR BREAKING: Pep Guardiola will leave #ManCity at the end of the 2025/26 season. [via @MailSport]

@Clive_99 yeah but we running it back regardless

When I’m deleting pictures from my camera roll but I scroll a little too far back and see PnL screenshots from the last bull run.

attention markets. the gift that keeps on giving

@TouchlineX amazing technology really

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano Ronaldo has now ‘lost’ 14 out of 14 OFFICIAL TITLES since arriving at Al-Nassr: ❌ Saudi League 2022/23. ❌ Saudi League 2023/24. ❌ Saudi League 2024/25. ❌ King's Cup 2022/23. ❌ King's Cup 2023/24. ❌ King's Cup 2024/25. ❌ King's Cup 2025/26. ❌ Saudi Super Cup 2022. ❌ Saudi Super Cup 2023. ❌ Saudi Super Cup 2024. ❌ Saudi Super Cup 2025. ❌ Asian Champions League 2023/24. ❌ Asian Champions League 2024/25. ❌ Asian Champions League Two 2025/26.

@lewy_official @TacticoModerno gracias Robert 👏🏻

After four years full of challenges and hard work, it's time to move on. I leave with the feeling that the mission is complete. 4 seasons, 3 championships. I will never forget the love I received from the fans from my very first days. Catalonia is my place on earth. Thank you to everyone I met along the way during these beautiful four years. A special thank you to President Laporta for giving me the chance to live the most incredible chapter of my career. Barça is back where it belongs. Visca el Barça. Visca Catalunya 💙❤️ @fcbarcelona

@TouchlineX why? isnt estevao out?

🚨🇧🇷 Carlo Ancelotti will have to pick between Neymar and João Pedro for the Brazil World Cup squad!

@3gpmh yes

taking a break from literature to indulge in substance abuse and women’s thighs

@uche_xxi @idkfury_ i sit with new pairs for 8hours a day. its too late 🕊️

please don’t fry your dopamine receptors

@zaylevelten 😭😭😭

had a nightmare where i got locked in a room with carter efe

@TouchlineX your CB coming out to say he loves crying is wraps im afraid

🚨🗣️ Lisandro Martínez: "Ever since I' ve been with Muriel, she’s taught me how to be a man." "I came from a male chauvinism background and was never able to develop my feminine side, to treat a woman well, to express myself, to give love." "I used to think that crying was a weakness, but she taught me those things that I now love..." "Because I now I LOVE crying, expressing myself, giving love, saying things to people’s faces."

@NikitaRMFC and then theres mastantuno😂

Vini’s cartel - Trent, Bellingham, Alaba, Valverde Mbappe’s cartel - Tchouameni, Rudiger, Camavinga The leakers- Ceballos and Carvajal

Enjoy being while becoming

@FabrizioRomano our team is shite and we havent won a trophy in 2 years solution: blame it on negreira just stfu losers

🚨 Florentino Pérez: “We are going to submit a dossier to UEFA so that they put an END to the case. The Negreira case, a sports corruption scandal, is still causing repercussions”. “There are referees from that era who are still officiating”.

@FabrizioRomano respect 🫡

🚨 Marcus Rashford: “This Barça team is fantastic, they will win a lot in the next years so to stay here would be special”.

@oluwatobiexe 😭😭😭😭😭

i never meet one guy wey dey addicted to snooker that is not a useless person.

God bless me and my brothers

wow just in time for Sir MBE to drop two on their head