Osama Khan

LOL HOW DID MQM LITERALLY EAT UP HALF OUR VOTES IN SECONDS?

@tri_nomad I want out too. Let me know if you have any more.

@BhatiJigar Congrats on the new gig Jigar!

After almost 7 yrs as Software Eng at Twitter, it was time for me to bid farewell to Twitterverse yesterday. I'm excited to announce that I joined OpenAI to help create a brighter future for us all. Thanks for the memories, Twitter. Hello, OpenAI!🐦🤖 #GoodbyeTwitter #HelloOpenAI

Stumbled upon this goldmine that clearly explains distributed systems, especially as replicated state machines and what sort of patterns make them work. martinfowler.com/articles/patte…

9+ years of highs and lows. A unique company, product and colleagues. An honor to have worked with you all. #LoveWhereYouWorked #GoodByeTwitter

@davidjrusek I'd like to be there when you name a system "guano" and your new teammates find out what it means 😂

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@davidjrusek @skilldrick @chander @replylord @richsinn @pulkit @MriduAtray @justsomas @j3h @pulkit and @cbarve would know about the early version of DMs

@JagtapUnmesh @imVkohli Apparently I missed a banger. Will check out the highlights. Kohli seems to have shown his class again. I remember how you used to claim that he was better than Tendulkar and I used to be skeptical, but he is indeed an amazing player.

More than a match, its emotions and love for the game! Got to feel for Pakistan but what innings by @imVkohli youtu.be/wSv85AEMW3k

@javawithjiva @shatil @FarhanSimjee Have you folks tried the European drinking chocolate at dandelion in SF? I find that to be balanced, but also +1 on the imported Cadbury from the desi site

Dark chocolate: too bitter Milk chocolate: too sweet

@mikecvet Been a journey indeed! The onboarding cohort took a big hit today :(. Good luck with whatever is next and hope to see you around the neighborhood!

What a journey. Too many friends, mentors and colleagues over nine years to thank here, but you know who you are. Wishing you the best from the other side!

@thekevincrane @jordangbull And he actually ended up breaking the record!

Hell yea

@slyphon @kdspaul @davidjrusek I've been in a car doing 140+ and at that speed, you can feel it even when just changing lanes

@kdspaul @davidjrusek I've never driven that fast 😃 The scary thing was that this was unintentional. This mustang is too quick. It does 0-100 mph in 9 seconds. That's NOT A LONG TIME

I never got why people drive at 65mph on the 101

@mikecvet Awesome. Heading out there next month. Hope we get lucky with the weather.

Crater Lake, being spectacular as always

@taylorleese @l_if Don't have a bone to pick in this fight, but you might just start ww3.

help, I'm stuck in slack jail

@kdspaul @LOHITVERMA @taylorleese Same as Kiran

@LOHITVERMA @taylorleese 9+ years, at least 9 managers

@taylorleese If I were him, I'd stick around for less to have a better shot at a ring, and more importantly, being the heir to steph.

@taylorleese @SFGlensAcademy Excellent! Also, if he needs help to decide which global soccer club he'd like to support, I can be his sorting hat.