Zach Oster

@scheminx Let's take about 20% off over there... damn

@KidQuill Would have broken 2010s datpiff

No wait.. I just remembered I made the greatest underground album of all time

Something needs to be done about the pitch at Subaru park @PhilaUnion can't have 3 games in a row with this many players losing footing at every plant of the foot

@LRinaldiArt But also support this woman for being smart and talented. And also fuck fetterman

Or if you’re John Fetterman.

@ESRosebud Get that shirt with the pocket protector! Better see it out on st paddys

@osterthetoaster It's not coming out with me irl, only at work so I guess I'll have to wear a pocketbook to work now

Just got my work phone upgraded from an iPhone EIGHT to a 17 Max Pro. Idk what to do with this CHUNGUS of a phone and I'm gonna miss that lil thumb print button I'm ngl...

@ESRosebud I've seen your pockets, you got this

@osterthetoaster It's a lot of phone to handle, I ain't got pockets for this?

That ending was absolutely nuts! Best game of the Olympics! Knight and Keller are studs #USAvsCAN

@LancasterFCTV But when is the USL 1 team ever going to happen??

Do you want to play USL A soccer for Lancaster FC? 🌹💪 If you’re serious about earning a place in our club, this is where that journey starts. 📍 Lancaster Catholic 🗓 March 6 | 6–8 PM Scan. Register. Step into the pathway. Your future in red starts here. #LancasterFC

Love the first real snow of the year! It just brings joy to my heart ya know?

@ESRosebud Grow up and go to a UD game

Trough urinals are the most dehumanizing thing in the world, this is evil

We love sunday bingo wins!

Tyrese Maxey at the dog show is the content we all needed for Thanksgiving

The flyers have made me believe foolishly just to let me down probably

What does @DKSportsbook know about Chris Donovan??? 5th best odds to score?? @PhilaUnion what??

@scheminx Need the cup more than I need air

Only one team in philly cannot let us down this week.. the @PhilaUnion saving my mental health!

ESP can kick rocks... GO BIRDS

So there was a second spitter???

Dak spit first