Jonathan Flusser
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Jonathan Flusser
@osxdude
#BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter — 30 — he him they — I post tech and video game stuff! — opinions do not reflect those of employers or family or anyone else
Illinois Katılım Temmuz 2009
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friendly friday reminder im built like this
Todo dia uma gordinha@ilovegordinhas2
Só uma sexta assim pra me animar
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to go to an estate sale at 8:45 am tomorrow or…to just find Metroid Prime Trilogy on eBay one day
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the film has been ready for weeks but she sent it to the wrong family. a taste of my own voyeuristic medicine… another family enjoying my dead family’s memories before i get to see them myself.
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“innie” this, “innie” that, buddy just fucking spread her open? hello?
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i have an “innie” and i think this is just a skill issue. if you can’t find the big hard swollen spot (in roughly the same space anatomically that a penis would be!) that is not because of an “innie”.
ْْْْ@terrifiergf
i used to be confused by the “men cant find the clit” jokes until i learned a lot of women with innies actually dont have visible clitoral hoods 😶🌫️
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damn i don't know what came over us.
i forgot Rule 0 for a moment and thought it was acceptable to kick your friends off a cliff to their death.
let's move it to the Custom Run menu and forget this ever happened.
AGGRO CRAB 💥@AggroCrabGames
we decided giving your friends a helping hand is lame af so its kick now
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Jonathan Flusser retweetledi
❄️Frozen Fairway Update comes out April 9th!
💖Our first content update for Super Battle Golf is comin' to yall next week!
🧊We got 18 new holes, 2 new items, new cosmetics, WIND, and a bunch of other stuff coming to you very soon!
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Jonathan Flusser retweetledi
@mizliz_ Om nom nom nom nom nom nom
i actually thought it was frogger making the sound not gonna lie
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We have a lot of fantastic changes in Underwatch this year, but I'm a traditionalist and I'm just excited to see my beautiful googly-eyed idiot sons again. Sic 'em, boys!!
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Jonathan Flusser retweetledi
🚨 The guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan Administration. The guy on the right is a Fox News "military analyst” who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles. They're the same guy.
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Iran is not fucking around, they just bombed AWS infrastructure (again) in Bahrain.
No, this isn't an April Fools gag, Iran unironically is bombing AWS infrastructure because of the roll it plays in the United States
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Jonathan Flusser retweetledi
Simply put: Men are underrepresented in games. We're changing that.
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i will Not look like a sunday school teacher at cinema wasteland. the shorter skirts are rly cute on my body.
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@sundarpichai funny seeing everyone who didn’t read “The ability to change your Google Account email is gradually rolling out to all users and this option may not be available to you yet.”
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More details here: support.google.com/accounts/answe…
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2004 was a good year, but your Gmail address doesn't need to be stuck in it.
To say goodbye to v0t3f0rp3dr02004@gmail.com or mrbrightside416@gmail.com (or whatever you were into at the time), go to your Google Account settings and choose any name available. You'll keep your old username and you can sign in with both.
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