THE OT

Huyu akirefine hii kitu, anatoka bloc. Kwanza auzie banks na makanisa

@LyricalDoctor6 Leta tu hiyo pesa ninunue kabej

PSG and Barcelona kichwa

@waksvegas Watakupata tu hapo kwa koroga 😹

Scenes hapa mjengo before niuliwe na banter

@kerubo_hillary Loiverpool need that Salah T-shirt at the stands “Never Give Up”

We have a Champions League game that we are expected to turn around I need those players to play like they have never played before Show us why you are a Red

@Judykariuk6921 If it’s French, sahau Duolingo. Just go to school and start interacting with fluent speakers.

How do you guys learn new languages as adults I start learning from scratch every week 😂😂

@IanJamesMwaiK Muuguzi is not a doctor. But anyway, the promises are just “sweet nothings”

What do you mean Zakayo even promised Kenyans personal doctors to be visiting at home ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Na saii ata public hospitals zinakosa basic necessities.

@allankoechke Because leaders span a diverse spectrum of fields. Therefore, we’d struggle to explain the “quality” of corporate leaders vis-avis that of political leaders while both are from the same citizenry.

@ot13no Why not wholly?

"The quality of leaders we have is dependent on the quality of the citizens" — Morara

@TeyaKev Mmepunzika hizi wiki zote ndio mfungwe mbili mapema hivi 😂

Time for Tricky Manchester United.

Huyu lazima awe na kinyozi mahali

@citizentvkenya Mambo ya siasa achieni wanasiasa. Nyinyi ambieni wafuasi like Mungu anasema!

"Raila left us in Ruto's hands," Luo Nyanza religious leaders urge leaders from the region to unite, end infighting

@Mukami_writes Keeping receipts 😹 What if … just what if ?

@mwakawhat Ati juu unakula chuma😹😹

@ot13no Mgongo wa chuma 😂😂

Ik I am not this funny. Mnataka kunipika soon sindio

Anthropic Fellows Program - 4-month, fully funded research fellowship at Anthropic for promising talent in AI safety, security & economics/societal impact Fellows receive a weekly stipend of $3,850 USD, ~$15K/month in compute, direct mentorship from Anthropic researchers & access to workspaces in Berkeley or London Must have work authorization in the US, UK or Canada. Prior AI safety experience not required. Deadline: April 26 (for July 2026 cohort) job-boards.greenhouse.io/anthropic/jobs…

@Mukami_writes Those loud “viral sounds”💀

At this point I will buy a car to avoid those playing Tiktoks fullblast kwa mat 😭

@PeterGathunuku @Safaricom_Care In always buying airtime to reactivate. Which also slowly drain even though I don’t use after reactivating. @SafaricomPLC and @Safaricom_Care what’s the problem ??

@ot13no @Safaricom_Care You get two entire days? I’m lucky to get 2 minutes.

The new mpesa app is completely unusable outside of Kenya. Logs out after every close and then expects a Safaricom SIM card for verification every time. Will not accept a Wi-Fi connection. Thanks a lot @Safaricom_Care for ruining this.

@Safaricom_Care @PeterGathunuku This is what has happened to me as well. Every TWO DAYS, it logs out. “Looks like your simcard was removed” 💀 Literally every TWO DAYS!

@PeterGathunuku Hi Peter. We are sorry to hear this. Kindly use mobile data for the first few attempts and thereafter you can access via wifi. Ensure sim is on the phone. ^KD

@khom_ombo Mamae, Mbona unaishi 12th floor kwanza ? 😹

Tests showing red Deadlines iko kwa corner Supervisor na project manager breathing down your neck Alafu mtu akushow "nikuulize kitu na usijam" Unajirusha from 12th floor mamae

@wayne_gakuo Banae, laini haisongi 😹

@ot13no Wamekataa kutoa jam🤣🤣🤣

Na Kwani vijana wa #tech hawaoi?? @wayne_gakuo hawa ndugu zako vipi ?