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@conspiracyb0t Anyone who cares for Eternal life would read The Great Controversy by Ellen White who takes us through the dark ages, the Protestant Reformation and the present and future. Find it online and you will realize it's the greatest book ever written after the Bible. Read it, I dare u.

@MOH_Kenya Corruption blinds the mind. They cannot think big. Cannot prioritize. Cannot think that the helicopter rides are enough to pay 10 doctors for a full year. We are led by a bunch of idiots who cannot think beyond their big stomachs. Shame Shame Shame

@IanJamesMwaiK It's called Pathological Greed. Doesn't have a cure unfortunately.

Lakini kwani how much is enough??? Unaiba mashamba. UnaKata Miti kwa Misitu ukiuza. Unataka Nairobi Hospital. Unakula Pesa ya Mafuta. SHA inaibiwa ukiletewa. Kwani how much is enough ???

@C_NyaKundiH Senator Methu said something on CT scans in the government hospitals about 6300 going to an individual. If this is true, then we need a revolution. He cannot continue being in power. Pathological greed is a disease that either be cured by Jesus Christ or by the bullet. Huyu zii.

The Man With the Bottomless Hole And the old man spoke. He told the people there was a man with a hole inside him, a hunger so deep that no matter what you poured into it, it would still cry for more. He reached for taxes, and still it was not enough. He reached for levies, and still it was not enough. He cut the worker’s payslip through the housing levy, and still it was not enough. He came for the people with the Finance Bill, demanding even more from a country already crushed by the cost of living, and Kenyans rose up and rejected it, but still the hunger remained. Then the people asked him, did it get filled? And the old man shook his head. No, it did not. Because that kind of hole never fills. It grows on the sweat of workers whose money is sliced before it reaches home. It grows on the pain of biashara people who are forced to survive under endless taxes, endless pressure and endless lies. It grows on the backs of farmers, commuters and ordinary families who pay more for everything while those in power talk about sacrifice from the comfort of office. And now he returns again through fuel, because fuel in Kenya is not just fuel. It is the matatu fare, the food on the shelf, the cost of farming, the price of moving goods, and the daily burden carried by every household. So when fuel goes up, it is not one sector being touched. It is the whole country being squeezed. And once again the people asked, surely by now it must be enough? And again the old man answered. No. That hole does not fill with taxes. It does not fill with levies. It does not fill with rejected bills. It does not fill with the suffering of Kenyans. The more you feed it, the wider it opens. The more you endure, the more it demands. That is why Kenyans must never normalize this punishment. Because this is not leadership meant to lift a nation. It is an appetite that keeps returning to the same tired people, asking for more blood, more sweat and more silence. And the lesson of the old man remains the lesson for Kenya today. You cannot fill a hole that was never meant to be filled. You can only refuse to keep feeding it. #RejectFuelPrices

Hii ya Ruto nayo ni pathological greed. No two ways about it.

@_Briankorir How are they rogue? Are they buying fuel cheaper than the rest of Kenyans? Do they have another alternative? Have u ever owned a Matatu and do you know what the margins are? Clearly you do not understand what you are talking about.

Expect rogue matatu Saccos to hike fares as from tomorrow which they'll blame on the new fuel prices.

@njanja_dennis They have no shame whatsoever. How will their helicopter rides be financed? And their Dubai apartments? And their monthly escapades to sample South Africans girls? How are they supposed to raise the money to buy expensive fuel guzzlers? We don't have a country here. We never did.

Mafuta haifai kupita a 100Kshs. Landing cost yake huwa 48 bob only. So it shouldn't surpass a 100 bob any any time.

@__QlintDwayne We are dealing with thieves. With Cartels. With a man who has very little understanding of the factors of production. When u price diesel at 206, what production are you going to have as a country? I hate, really hate this government 🗑️🗑️

200 shillings a liter? Bro? Mark you, that price will never come down even if the economy improves

@sholard_mancity Amen and Amen. I always find your posts very sensible.

There’s something we & IEBC keep ignoring every election... Queues are killing voter turnout in this country. And I’ve seen it myself. 300+ people in line. Only 2 voting booths. KIEMS crawling. Then we sit back and ask, “Why are Kenyans not voting?” Be serious. If one person takes 5-10 minutes, that’s barely 12-24 voters per hour. So what do you expect the person at the back of that line to do? Stand there for 3 hours? In the heat? With work waiting? With kids? With responsibilities? No. They leave. And that vote is gone. Not because they didn’t care, But because they are frustrated Now here’s what annoys me... This is fixable. Add more voting booths. Add more KIEMS kits. Move people faster. Even 6-10 booths per station would completely change things. You would clear up to 120 people per hour, which translates to shorter waiting times. But every election, it’s the same story. Same queues. Same delays. Same excuses. I even wrote to IEBC about this in 2022. No response. At some point, we have to ask: Are we really trying to increase turnout... Or are we comfortable with a system that quietly pushes people away? Because no Kenyan should spend hours under the sun waiting to vote.

@Asamoh_ You always have the most asinine takes on everything. If the young man used his sister's company to bid and win the tender, then let Machaokos Government pay the company. Unakuanga sijui aje wewe. Grow up

So Kioko is only man who supplied county government of Machakos ?

@Wavinya_Ndeti If Sammy's claim was not legitimate,there would be no need of all these shenanigans. Just pay the young man. It's no secret that County governments are the worst to work with. Pay the young man.

RE: CLARIFICATION ON PENDING SUPPLIER PAYMENTS AND RECENT EVENTS IN MACHAKOS TOWN Fellow residents of Machakos County, I wish to address the public following recent statements and events involving Mr. Sammy Kioko and the concerns raised regarding alleged non-payment for supplies made to the County Government. First and foremost, I express concern over the unfortunate incident that occurred in Machakos Town on 31st March, 2026. As a County Government, we do not condone violence in any form and we urge all parties to exercise restraint and allow lawful and orderly processes to prevail. Let me take this opportunity to clarify the position of the County Government on this matter specifically and generally on the matter of pending bills . Our records indicate that Mr. Sammy Kioko is not a registered supplier of the County Government of Machakos. The entity that supplied Inspectorate uniforms is Movata Designs. For any individual to lawfully act on behalf of the company, proper legal authorization must be presented, including a valid Power of Attorney, formal appointment by the company, or representation through a qualified advocate. We acknowledge that supplies were made by Movata Designs, however, partial delivery occurred towards the close of the financial year 2023/2024 and therefore inspection and acceptance of the partial delivery could not be conducted. Movata Designs’ payment was therefore classified as a pending bill, in line with Public Finance Management procedures. As an administration committed to transparency and accountability, my government established a Pending Bills Committee to ascertain the existence, completeness, and legitimacy of projects underlying all pending bills. Further, upon the recommendation of the Office of the Auditor-General (OAG) and the Office of the Controller of Budget (OCoB), I constituted the Machakos County Pending Bills Verification Committee to rigorously verify inherited pending bills amounting to KES 3,812,256,795. Upon completion of this exercise, the Committee established that:  • KES 2,126,781,000 constituted eligible (payable) pending bills; and  • KES 1,685,475,795 were ineligible claims, comprising:  • KES 927,582,267 in unverified legal fees; and  • KES 757,893,528 relating to claims with incomplete documentation. Since assuming office, my administration has made deliberate and measurable progress. Out of the eligible historical pending bills of KES 2,126,781,000, we have already settled KES 642,345,765, leaving a balance of KES 1,484,435,235. This outstanding balance will be systematically addressed through the 1st Supplementary Budget for the Financial Year 2025/2026 and subsequent financial years, in line with available resources.

@_Sakko KDV is goated

the best Kenyan car number plates were KDD ,KDM, and now this KDX

@Thebiglade Whether you go or not, in 4 years, you will still be 32

Is 28 too old to go back to school??

@nickimoraa I have a theory. I believe the depression is caused by lethargy and staying indoors. Long walks in the sun, especially in the morning do more to help the woman than any psychiatric medicine a doctor would recommend.

Judge me but I think postpartum depression depends on the husband and not the fact that you have a baby

@Ryukodd @MsMacharia

@MsMacharia What does that mean though So siwezi kuwa na keki yangu na ni ikule pia ? Like??

Hakuna kizungu hupiga watu chenga kuliko "you can't eat your cake and have it" 😂😂

@Mubarak_mubious Computer Chip manufacturing

what's a job where u have zero room for error, like one mistake and it's a huge deal ??

@Osama_otero Most likely a CIA agent, the West's ear on the ground. Remember him bidding Obama farewell on the tarmac when the latter came to Kenya?

There is something about that guy I want to know. He has worked with Kibaki, Uhuru and now Ruto. How?!

@the_sambu But Ruto arresting Board Members is tantamount to violence, ama? Huyo sii sharp boy, huyo ni gaidi. His greed knows no bounds.

Kumbe sharp boys is the synonym for Robbers without violence 😂

Christ will return in our generation. Another 100 years on this planet will be too cruel. Revelation just awaits the work of the 144K to commence.

@Akir_a997 Alcohol and overeating

Name SOMETHING that you think makes people age faster

@shskskdq Mwendo utamaliza salama