That literally makes no sense whatsoever.
Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya
President Ruto orders 50 teaching slots to be reserved for Akirono during TSC recruitment
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Bootylickers will say anything for pocket change.
THEE ALFA HOUSE@thee_alfa_house
Karangu Muraya informs Ruto that God has given him a second term. "This church is broadbased. The Holy Spirit has said that you will go for two terms."
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I hope you know there's a betting game making estimates of your final heart attack.
Goddie@Goddie_Ke
President Tinubu to Nigerians ‘ Thank God You're Better Off Than Kenyans’ julisha.co.ke/article/177591…
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It's always been this way in every other ghetto but their local politicians won't do anything to help yet demand respect and worship.
KTN News@KTNNewsKE
Residents of D5 area in Kayole, Embakasi Central Sub-county in Nairobi are living in fear of disease outbreak. This is due to a broken sewer that has been releasing dirty water for sometime now, affecting their health and businesses. standardmedia.co.ke/nairobi/articl…
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What the fuck is he even saying? I wonder whether he's still beaten with slippers back home for talking too much.
Mutembei TV@MutembeiTV
KINDIKI: "We must defeat violence for Kenya's future."
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Kenyans don't give a flying fuck, man.
wanjiru💋@WanjiruNjagiii
Kenyan men really hate their women. I’ll not explain further.
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Who's she running with? Who are the other democratic candidates?
CNN@CNN
Former Vice President Kamala Harris said Friday she “might” run for president in 2028, adding at the 2026 National Action Network Convention that she is “thinking about it.” cnn.it/48tyMeb
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I'm convinced he thinks he's the host of a game show and he gets to treat human loves like different flavours of skittles. Because they're made everyday, anyway, right?
HuffPost@HuffPost
The president made the staggering decision on Thursday to share footage of a woman being bludgeoned to death with a hammer. huffpost.com/entry/donald-t…
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It's easy to send troops to war when you're not the one pulling the trigger or facing the wrath of your enemies.
Al Jazeera English@AJEnglish
US President Trump says in a new social media post that "the Iranians don't seem to realize they have no cards" ahead of US-Iran talks in Pakistan's Islamabad tomorrow, adding that "the only reason they are alive today is to negotiate!"
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This is what you call gaslighting to the max. He's going to short circuit a lot of brains come election day.
The Nairobi Times@TheNairobiTimez
President William Ruto: We are ending the era of deceptive politics where leaders make promises they neither plan nor intend to keep.
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People need a sustainable income to cater to the costs of this new infrastructure. More employability across the job market and room for innovation and expansion through value addition & industrialisation.
TheStarKenya@TheStarKenya
President William Ruto outlines plans to power 10,000 homes, launch a steel plant in June, and complete an airport terminal by November 2026 in Taita Taveta County.
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Transgender woman who stabbed her murderer boyfriend to death after meeting him in men's prison is jailed for life trib.al/mf5yhEH
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How did such an incompetent liability end up in the political sphere yet undeserving of the seats he's held? Consider the carnage behind him after he's sent home packing. Irreparable damage.
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
The function that happened in Nyandarua was extremely unfortunate. Even though the President allowed those people to speak, I think they were out of tune, disrespectful not to William Ruto as a person, but to the office of the President - Murkomen
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I don't know anyone else who knows how to take total pleasure in others'misery. He's got this down to an art form.
Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH@BernardKavuli
Machakos Governor Wavinya Ndeti says she did her thesis in Artificial Intelligence in 1992, but Miguna Miguna disagrees, saying there was no university offering such a program at that time. Which is which?
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We need industrialisation, trade, enforced policies, value addition, sound education and healthcare without scandals but flowing systems.
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
By end of May, Nairobi will begin to see visible improvements across key corridors and neighbourhoods and within 6 months, this city will be markedly brighter, safer and more secure - Ruto
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We haven't forgotten the interview with Mehdi Hassan. And those red shoes.
NTV Kenya@ntvkenya
MP Kimani Ichung'wah to Gachagua: You will end up in the political garbage bin
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Someone snatch all the mics around him and give him a breathalyser.
Mutembei TV@MutembeiTV
SAKAJA: "Ruto will go down in history as the boldest and bravest president, setting the tone for Kenya's urban future."
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Kenyans are living alongside the sewers, hand to mouth, homeless but all he can do is tell you that you don't have standards, build a church for you to pray for money with the last 50/- you have while he comes to your burial saying he's doing the lord's work. Bottom up, right?
TheStarKenya@TheStarKenya
Nairobi has too often settled for standards that are unacceptable. This didn't happen overnight. It happened because for many years, too many leaders chose comfort over courage - President Ruto
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I thought the CEO of IEBC was paid to make false declarations, not the candidates.
Kenyans.co.ke@Kenyans
I am on the path to become the sixth President of the Republic of Kenya - Rigathi Gachagua
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