taylor 🦆 ☆

me and the homies a little cursed

@awsten paying shipping twice now like a dumbass

@awsten do i make poor financial choices and get the hoodie too

THE BEST BAND ALBUM OF THE LAST 10 YEARS IS HERE. THIS IS WHY ROCK MUSIC EXISTS. IT TOOK SO MANY YEARS. I CRIED A LOT. BUT JINX IS HERE. GET YOUR LIMITED VINYL VARIANTS, MERCH, ALL THAT SHIT AND TELL EVERYONE. OVER 3 YEARS IN THE WORKS AND IT’S TiME. store.waterparksband.com

“JINX” THE SIXTH STUDIO ALBUM BY WATERPARKS OUT JULY 24 VINYL + MERCH PRE-ORDER LIVE NOW IN THE U.S. (VINYL + CDS AVAILABLE WORLDWIDE TONIGHT) HERE: store.waterparksband.com

@awsten hey so, the jeans.

FORGOT COFFEE ON ROOF OF CAR

wake up to find i'm on the parx cf story now?? thanks geoff <3

come on man i'm at work

@hiidef3000 my first order hasn't even arrived yet 🫩

See here’s the deal imma give you your favorite underwear you’ve ever had but then imma tell everyone where you live, it’s a fair trade hiidef.xyz

@5SOS @Michael5SOS cutting voodoo doll is evil behavior

setlist is coming along! 5sos.com

We need hii def socks now

i hope @underscoregeoff has a great day

@emilyeriordan @hiidef3000 but hypothetically i get otto

Literally if ur looking for a gf just reply to this thread omg Just never break up tho bc then ur gonna have to fight for custody of geoff and otto, and im still gonna play both sides like a psycho

@hiidef3000 i've never been happier to far from la

Flashbacks to me driving around LA launching SOOH thumb drives at people’s front doors and running back to my car

@hiidef3000 i feel like this is doing the opposite of helping

New bio

@PARXAFTERDARK2 you gave the people options (easter egg) what did you expect

@waterparks geoff should get off his break and start adding 😗

@GLOOMBOY #GEOFFSJOB

@waterparks who do i need to contact to get on that parx close friends im counting on oomfs telling me whenever u post on there

@waterparks i'm not scared of the potential surprise songs because europe isn't real

LEAVING SATURDAY FOR REHEARSALS IN THE UK. EUROPE, IT’S TIME. SETLIST GOING RIDICULOUS. MERCH DISGUSTING. DRUMMER: WANTED. WE’RE BACK. MAKE PLANS TODAY. tickets: waterparksband.com/tour

what if i see iron lung for a third time tomorrow

i need some hiidef dog products, dipper deserves to match w me

@hiidef3000 *LOUD BUZZER SOUND* wrong

awsten3000 is a good guy