Bigger Than Sarah

@VeryBadLlama I've only flown out of what ever that tiny lil island airport is, the one you sometimes gotta take a farrie for lol

very important to fly out of Toronto’s Pearson airport at least once in your life so you can experience what it’s like to be inside an airport that personally and specifically hates you

@callitfreefall Sorry, everybody don't yell at me, but this is me for icing. Okay, the defending team moved the puck to the offensive side too quickly. I get the quick offside calls so goalies and players don't wreck their ankles, but offside is just "🤷‍♀️" to me

“they/them pronouns are confusing” my brother in christ what is goaltender interference

i’m sorry he is implying that they’re going to name this baby taylor lautner

I generally think the day Crosby retires/dies we should get a day off from work to mourn

First time calling someone pookie, kinda nervos

this fucking setlist

“sir, i’m just a bellboy. you can’t treat the staff like this!”

louis and niall being like:

He looks like he's low-key trying to wear a sling because he has an unidentified upper body injury that we aren't supposed to know about, but he'll be missing 4-6 weeks and out for the remainder of the season lol

i know this is only fool’s spring and it’s not going to last but whatever. i am willing to be a fool

men will be like have you seen the movie “good will hunting” um no have you seen the movie cadet kelly i don’t think so so shut the hell up

@epip_hanies Love the detail of the all french poster and no english one lol 😆 so real for that

they really had $2 and a dream im crying

the duo i just made up in my head

i love when a player is shaking their head in the penalty box like they Didn’t Do It and the broadcast cuts straight to a replay showing that they very much did in fact Do It

Jackson would go meet the president

“do you have any empathy for the united states? hadn't won since 1980...” “🙄 no. no. i mean... no! no.” macklin celebrini is so goddamn funny

@Louis_Tomlinson I learned not to get too used to a schedule being the 4th concert in last time to you just playing whatever you want lol so I guess I can just watch anytime lol

First week of proper rehearsal done! Getting excited now

@Louis_Tomlinson It's my birthday today! Listening to how did I get here and making some breakfast- pretty good start to my birthday. Can't wait to see you in Montréal!!!

How’s everyone doing? First day of rehearsals today!

When I'm sad but I remember that I have concert tickets for Louis Tomlinson