Paul Holden

My superstar approx 36hours after his liver transplant , he's now playing on an iPad , truly inspirational! As are the professionals at Leeds @NHSMillion see ya later citrullineamia 🙌🏽🙏🏻💙

@w41gy @reformexposed Corbyn 🤣🤣🙈 thought he were dead

@reformexposed Imagine it was Jeremy Corbyn, MSM along with most politicians would be off the scale with their condemnation.

Nigel Farage dodges questions on £5m gift from crypto billionaire Reform leader irritated when asked about money from Christopher Harborne on day of party’s election gains theguardian.com/politics/2026/…

@1DanE_T @KevLfc19 I know we are , but you lot are even worse , absolute wank and boring as fuck to watch , the guy your replying to is bang on , long live Arnie Slop 👌🏻

@oudy78 @KevLfc19 You can fk off anall u manc twat. You lot are shite. How the fk your 3rd il never know

Remember when there were fans here saying Klopp’s football is not sustainable, players will burn out . I can tell you know, I rather watch our players get burnt out and play an entertaining game of football, than watch Slots style of play. Absolute fucking shit manager

@1DanE_T @KevLfc19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

@KevLfc19 Kev u thick cunt.... explain how fking boring we are when we create shit loads of chances and are wank strikers cant put it in the onion bag? Salah has scored 6 goals this session, last season 25. The only difference is shite finishing or wed be challenging for the league

I’m this old

@talkSPORT Terry by a long way

Virgil van Dijk vs John Terry... who's the BETTER player? 🤔

@utdreport If he plays himself then 13 😉

Michael Carrick’s next five matches as Manchester United boss: - Man City (H) - Arsenal (A) - Fulham (H) - Tottenham (H) - West Ham (A) How many points can we pick up out of 15 ?

@paddypower 146

🎯 FREE BET TIME 🎯 Curtis throws for his chance at 180k in a few hours. REPLY with your prediction for what score he will get with his 9 darts, and we'll give the 5️⃣ closest guesses a 50 quid free bet 👇 Ts and Cs below

Don’t mess with this MUFC firm 👊👊👊⚫️🟡#MUFC_FAMILY

@NicwMUFC Yeh I’ll buy one 👌🏻

THAT WAS MENTAL!!!! SOLD OUT in Less Than 2 Hrs....... Shall I do another 20pcs??

Taxes OH …UNITED KINGDOM This is very interesting. If I give you £1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out £1 per second, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out £1 billion after 31 years! Now read on. This is true and rather hard to really understand. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases. 1. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959. 2. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive. 3. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age. 4. A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet. 5. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it. We are charged: · Stamp Duty · Tobacco Tax · Corporate Income Tax · Income Tax · Council Tax · Unemployment Tax · Petrol/Diesel Tax · Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax) · Alcohol Tax · G.S.T. · Property Tax · Purchase Property Tax · Tax on Title Searches · Tax on Building Inspections · Tax on supplements · Taxes on various food items · Taxes on Dining out · Tax on all utilities – Phone, hydro, water, waste disposal · Service charge taxes · Social Security Tax · Vehicle License / Registration Tax · Vehicle Sales Tax · Workers Compensation Tax · And now Carbon Tax AND I’m sure you can think of more... STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt. We had the largest middle class in the world. A criminal’s life was uncomfortable. What on earth happened?

@talkSPORT 22 can see Sunderland digging out a monster draw

Man United's first eight 2025/2026 Premier League fixtures are looking extremely tough... 😳 Out of a possible 24, how many points do YOU think Ruben Amorim's picking up here? 🤔

@utdreport Scholes instead of Eric

Who is your Manchester United Mount Rushmore?

What a game of football 👌🏻🤣⚽️best game I’ve seen in a long time #InterBarca Love it

The greatest news interview of all time. Nothing can prepare you for what happens 20 seconds into this clip.

@premierleague @ManUtd Amazing 👌🏻👌🏻what a week for the young man 👍

Meet Bobby… On Sunday, he led out his beloved @ManUtd alongside his hero Bruno Fernandes, to become the club’s first ever wheelchair-using mascot. This is his story ❤️

MUFC 💪👏🏼love it #mufc

Get in Luke 🎯🎯sensational #lukethenuke

Ever thought about viewing the world differently..? This thread on cool maps is here to blow your mind 1. All roads lead to Rome

@KTHopkins 😂😂😂

Katie’s Arms #catch up. Our pub live on Insta. Is Queer Starmers secret partner Phil Schofe? Were they together on the island? Was Lord Alli there, sipping on a coconut?

The most important thing for anyone who is self employed - don’t get ill. Unlike public sector workers or employees, the self employed have no safety net of sick pay. The self employed are the wealth generators and bedrock of strong economies, yet they have absolutely no support.