the karate kid of weed

you know what’s just the best. drugs

there’s nothing quite like the peace you feel when you know your friends will get along well with your other friends

I wonder if little me would be proud

my music feels like it’s jumping around my brain 😌

if we lockdown again i am skipping right past the learning new hobbies phase and going straight into the alcohol and drugs phase

I think true love is when you find someone who calms your soul

“why isn’t there a wikihow on how to do an exorcism?” -Riley, 2021

“caffeine is literally a drug. it’s like diet ~coke~”-Ada, 2021

hibernating by taking a nap and putting my taco bell in the fridge for later

when i’m high i’m either “the government makes no room for human error” or “salads!!! yummmm” no in between

so high I cannot see out of my left eye

astral projecting in an uber

high and cant stop whispering “holy shitballs” to myself